Yuri

Wheel of fortune board, WHAT DO VOTERS WANT AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUMILIATION

in summary

there is one china called taiwan, defend nato to the last ukrainian

we could uphold the one china policy but also eliminate strategic ambiguity by just full on admitting, cards on the table, that we won't do jack shit

i don't understand what was stopping me from saying "more like defective altruism" like ten years ago or more

just roll it from the obverse side and explain that it's for your buddhist meditative practice

as for me, i endorse every female fast food mascot 🥰

this pokemon will develop undertale once it hits level 100

i do this too

stancillae (collapse this waveform if you dare)

here's the thing. graveler looks way cooler than golem

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Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

cyberravenloft's greatest icon is a vampire who answers fanmail while smoking weed. bong strahd emails.

(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome

holy fuck

today it was snowballs. tomorrow it could be pies, anvils, or spherical bombs with giant fuses

[elden ring opening cutscene v.o.] THE ULTIMATE! CRACK SMOKING! WARLOCK

LIFT THE BLOCKADE The US is waging a war of extermination against the Cuban people. Sanctions as a mode of warfare are slower and quieter but no less cruel than bombs: they explicitly target civilians and disproportionately harm the most vulnerable. (Pink text on dark purple background, with an DSA Emerge's logo of a sledgehammer and apple blossoms in a communist motif, and an image of a shipping boat.) END THE WAR ON CUBA

The recent intensification of the blockade, including through illegal intervention in Venezuela which forced the state to end its crucial oil shipments, has led to an acute crisis throughout Cuban society. People are without electricity, transportation, and food. Hospitals can’t treat their patients. Children can’t go to school. (Pink text on dark purple background, with an image of a diverse set of Cuban people protesting, one holding a sign that says "NO AL BLOQUEO," others holding flags and banners.)

Would-be colonizers like Marco Rubio have a single goal: to destroy the only socialist state in the Western hemisphere. Like the American war on Vietnam and the Israeli war on Gaza, they are ready to destroy countless lives in a vain attempt to salvage a dying hegemony. (Pink text on dark purple background, with an image of a U.S. airforce plane dropping missiles, and a picture of Marco Rubio speaking.)

But the spirit of July 26 lives on in the people of Cuba and in all revolutionaries. Despite decades under siege, Cuba has endured as a beacon of hope for a better world under communism. (Pink text on dark purple background, with a photo from the Cuban Revolution, featuring people of all races and genders, some armed and some not, gathered around a military vehicle, with Fidel Castro waving.)

The US is waging a war of extermination against the Cuban people, like we did in Vietnam and like we are doing with our Israeli allies in Gaza.

Socialists around the world, but especially in the US, must organize to lift the blockade and end the war on Cuba.

tochka the cat resting half in and half put of her pizza box bed

free jazz napping

At one point, Matthews suddenly became hypnotized by a TV over the bar set to a rebroadcast of “Hardball.” “Hey, there I am — it’s me,” he said, staring at himself on the screen. “It’s me.”

A headline for an opinion piece at the NYT titled “The Epstein files should never have been released”, written by one Daniel Richman

Sometimes the author’s name is a little too on the nose.

i'm gonna just repost a joke i made to my friends on twitter because i feel like more people on here will appreciate it

nancy thinking "..." while surrounded by math and the word "woims" and a bucket of woims

Leto II contemplating the Golden Path

Going on a tangent about how the deficiencies 5E's GM tools can only fully be understood by recognising that, while previous iterations at least dimly understand GM prep as play, 5E's text conceives of the GM not as a fellow-player, but as an unpaid employee whose job is to promote playing D&D.

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology