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doing the transvestigation and caliper analysis stuff but for comparing if tight wing influencer nazi salutes use the precise arm angle and finger spread compared to a photo of hitler

04.08.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one thing i appreciate about the post-Enron, post-Theranos era is that it’s much easier to get people to understand that, while stock value does have SOME relation to futurist predictions and confidence in a company, the performance of a stock and the performance of the company are in no way linked

13.06.2024 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Burgess Meredith sobbing because his glasses are fine but there just aren't enough books in existence to last him more than a couple of months

04.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa  from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

04.08.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3809    πŸ” 1425    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 39

we doing bernie 2020 strats lets gooo

04.08.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we had COVID, but now we're getting a real classic GOP "we caused a depression and have no money for stimulus because we cut rich peoples' taxes by an unprecedented amount"

04.08.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no, it was overturned because Obama didn't say "lack of objection is advice and consent," appoint a justice in 2016, and let Republicans cry about it

04.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

didn't he actually compare writing "the twitter files" with escaping The Matrix

03.08.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey you know how everything i supported during my presidential campaign now polls at 10%? well now that i'm running for governor i want you to know i never actually liked that stuff

03.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will instead presume to tell you you're an idiot

02.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"welcome home"

02.08.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh Hillary and Harris "warned us" Trump would be bad? just like every person on the planet who wasn't trying to sell you something? did they also "warn us" that they were incompetents who were going to lose to him? because that seems like the more important thing to have known

03.04.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Yeti cup saying "Inflammatory Bowel Disease Center"

Yeti cup saying "Inflammatory Bowel Disease Center"

got a cool new cup

02.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the last record being a description of a final post apocalyptic bacchanal When It Happens

02.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the commercial is genuinely reactionary and bad, but also i can think something is bad without being OUTRAGED!!!!! about it

02.08.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/fuzz...

02.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in fact, one of the things Democrats consider a dealbreaker for candidates (especially on the left, but I've seen it applied against centrists too) is campaigning more on a vision, on goals, on ideology, as opposed to a long list of technocratic "policies"

02.08.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"pornography (and homosexuality) caused the collapse of the roman empire" is something i've heard from numerous right wingers

01.08.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

young men like andrew tate and jordan peterson because they present themselves as β€œrole models” and tell them it’s ok to have ice cream for dinner

i think we don’t need leftists who will suggest a different flavor of ice cream as much as we need MORE professional and social consequences on them

18.11.2024 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

right the problem isn't "i want women to like me" it's "i want women to like me and it's my right to be misogynistic so don't bother telling me to stop that"

01.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our economy is just companies and people with too much fucking money and nothing to spend it on lighting it on fire, because we refuse to tax them

01.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our economy is just companies and people with too much fucking money and nothing to spend it on lighting it on fire, because we refuse to tax them

01.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/fuzz...

01.08.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also, it's much easier to have a few quarters of astronomical economic growth if you spent your first year plunging the economy to an absolute nadir

01.08.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

disgustingly, i think they're aware of the right wing fanbase who talk about her genetics, but don't think that's BAD, this is MODELING, it's all about "good features" which yes are heavily related to genes and inheritance, duh, we can talk about that without being EUGENICIST (no you actually can't)

01.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my guess is it's in that area where it IS a sincere statement of eugenic belief but with no INTENT behind it, it's a part of eugenic belief miasma that is the rarely examined background noise to our entire culture

01.08.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you think about it for one second the only political solution to "young men can't get laid" is to create a safe and destigmatized sex work industry but the concern trolls aren't ready to hear that

01.08.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

hey it's the lady who wrote that "the platinum coin" was a dumb and unworkable idea because the united States doesn't own a trillion dollars worth of platinum

01.08.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

putting my mentions in danger (not really, im a tiny account) by posting my honest opinion that Hillary would have won if she was a white man but Kamala would not have

01.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think his diagnosis is utterly wrong though, the reason the content they come across is right wing coded isn't because the left is silent about it, they aren't at all, it's because Facebook and YouTube deliberately direct them to the right wing content instead of the left wing content

01.08.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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