Fuzzy Mike

remembering the funniest Epstein take, the guy who wrote completely sincerely "Epstein definitely killed himself because people in prisons kill themselves all the time, for example Sandra Bland"

george rr martin publishing a book and making more money on first day sales than this lady's entire ouvre

A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

YouTube video by Liz Ard Doesn't your husband have nipples?

classic
youtube.com/shorts/-tWtx...

like so many conspiracy theories it can't just be the conspiracy, the conspirators also have to do numerology or line things up in some EXACT way to leave clues because ????

Musk, Wolf, and all the usual suspects have come up with this evidence free conspiracy theory that a bunch of people voted for Mamdani under both listings and all those votes got counted which, of course, isn't logistically possible

In NY, there's a slightly unusual but not rare practice that candidates can be listed multiple times if multiple parties choose them as the nominee, so Mamdani and Silwa were listed twice on the ballot. But voters can still only vote once or their ballot is spoiled

The old bit about how all rappers want to play ball and all players want to rap but now all posters think they should be politicians and all politicians just want to post.

"ah but when the baby cries it isn't having consideration for the mother's needs, that's selfish and sinful" no? shut the fuck up?

a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

that guy's dressed like a hotdog too

the bush era "i wouldn't trust any of these guys to babysit my kids" has devolved into "i wouldn't trust any of these guys to babysit my dog"

like we need ads in 2050 linking all republicans to Trump and all of his policies

making myself depressed by thinking about how everyone, including and especially democrats, are going to try to make Trump's corpse the sin eater for this era when every single Republican strongly supports everything he's done and many centrists are ok with it

this is the future where Newsom wins

"A man was meant to be doubtful about himself, but undoubting about the truth; this has been exactly reversed. Nowadays the part of a man that a man does assert is exactly the part he ought not to assert – himself. The part he doubts is exactly the part he ought not to doubt" -GK Chesterson

"also my own fans are not racist because they're too stupid to have actually read my incredibly racist books"

Jesus Christ that subhead

bsky.app/profile/fuzz...

sorting old MTG cards and lol it's the meme

Presidential debate stage, 2032:

Mamdani: I also choose my opponent's dead wife

Singal! Rowling!

I'm blue (as in depressed) DABDAdi dabu dai

Prosecutor: You sell cards good, correct?
Me: yes.
P: Played?
Me: No -- Nothing below NM.
P: Can you explain this description then from September 5th: "Some whitening on corners. See pics"?
M: I consider whitened corners NM. I want full price for that bulk shit.
P: I see.

the article says "it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware that the clip had been included in the video before he shared it," which, come on

this is somewhat ironic because for a long time reddit was proud of its "no universal moderation" policy and contained many subreddits that would make even Current Twitter say "that's going too far." Pulled themselves back from the brink

the sheer arrogance of journalists who think they're so smart and rational that they think being on twitter isn't skewing THEIR perception of reality

wdym? there's no way they didn't choose that deliberately, right?

one rosetta stone was NYT reacting to BLM by announcing a new position for coverage of race relations and then hiring a white supremacist to write that mortgage lending has never been racist