sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT hinkley

*allegedly. FWIW if i was a billionaire my tv show would star Gemma Arterton as the smartest most beautiful costume designer in the world and she does karate and solves crimes without involving the police :)

a teacher told me every costume designer starts out drawing themselves. writers do this too, it's nothing to be embarrassed of. but not a lot of people have the money and clout to mass-market produce their own OC and cast one of the most symmetrical actresses alive and it's very very funny she did

*allegedly

it's really funny to me that JK Rowling cast the world's most perfect cherubic face haver Holliday Grainger as her self-insert Gal Friday in the Cormoran Strike TV show and whipped out her exact same L'Oreal shade of strawberry blonde

the Targaryens didn't have to do this shit when they had dragons but now they're in their flop era playing the marriage and tourneys game just like everybody else!

such an interesting period for the Targaryens politically. The Daeron/Myriah + Daenerys/Maron double marriage has to happen to bring in Dorne, but then Baelor has to marry a Dondarrion to appease the Marcher lords re: the favor shown to the Dornish

star trek the next generation buffy lookin ass.

i'm so glad fans don't run things because if they did every single targaryen on that tv show would have purple contact lenses in and it would look like shit

another nyc blizzard means I get to bang my same old grumpy drum which is: people aren’t buying a MILLION things they’re just buying slightly more than usual all at the same time. it doesn’t take a very big spike in demand to clear grocery store shelves

Sad!!!

of course there’s a fucking bonapartist. do you think these guys would get along or no? like there’s something only they have in common but it can only be 1

i am so fascinated by these guys. I would like to read a real literary style novel about one or both of them

Jean, Count of Paris - Wikipedia

and that’s why there’s a guy walking around RIGHT NOW who is the Orléanist pretender to the throne of France. Literally imagine being this guy lmfao en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean,_C...

did he get guillotined? yes. but he was an excellent player of the long game bc he raised and educated his kids to be ideal liberal constitutional monarchs and it paid off when certain leaders of the July Revolution sold out the republicans and went shopping for a moderate

Philippe Égalité also let revolutionaries meet in the Palais-Royal which was very sparkle motion of him

this devious queen on the other hand…no apple box required. you are perfect to me and I WILL marry you

Just saw Wuthering Heights and I feel like Ms Robbie could have used another apple box or 2

blizzard warning alert

i’m gonna level with you kitten the walls are closing in on daddy

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it's happening early this year so that's good. by March 19 i will be unstoppable

the horrible March thing is happening where the hard shell I developed to survive winter is starting to melt but it isn't spring yet so I feel naked, cold, confused, exhausted, and afraid

I mean don’t let this discourage you! hehehe

what’s going on there like….psychologically

does anyone know why when someone says something nice about the book my first instinct is to close the computer and physically flee from it

what if i dug a hole and went to live in it, what then???

AND DUNK WOULDN'T KILL AERION BUT MAEKAR DOESN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T TAKE CHIVALRY SERIOUSLY, IT'S A CODE HE FOLLOWS BECAUSE HE HAS TO, HIS PARENTS AND THE SEPTONS RAISED HIM TO SO HE DOES, BUT HE CAN'T IMAGINE THAT ANYONE LEAST OF ALL DUNK WOULD REALLY BELIEVE IN IT

THE KINGSGUARD CAN'T HURT BAELOR AND THE OTHER KNIGHTS ON AERION'S SIDE ARE TOO AFRAID TO REALLY HIT HIM BUT MAEKAR'S DESPERATE TO GET TO AERION WHO'S GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM AND HE NEVER LEARNED TO HOLD BACK AGAINST HIS BIG BROTHER BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE

caught up on a knight of the seven kingdoms and tbh it isn’t looking good for either of the blowjob brothers

every single morning I wake up and this purring idiot is there

he would be so good