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@shortfuse89.bsky.social

Former European champion. It says so on a website.

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Latest posts by shortfuse89.bsky.social on Bluesky

The only thing I heard were that he and Ultramantis were genuine mates outside of wrestling, and that he was a tattoo artist.

I have zero idea where I heard that, it's just in my brain somewhere

24.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno if it was you or Elliott on the other place saying that Austin's 2001 run needed a lot more attention, but I keep seeing more and more evidence

24.09.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I say this as someone who actually trained there for 9 months.

Who the actual fuck was Crossbones?

24.09.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Will Stancil the one that was ploughing 8 girls a week, or was that another chubby cheeked young Biden dem?

02.09.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The words don't mean shit Ken. Stop pretending the words mean anything. The only real indication that a thing is going to happen, is it actually happens. We've known this since 2016.

02.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta slap that shit from thigh to thigh

02.09.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not done this before, but I'm calling it, fake fess.

You can wank off a horse. Those weird pocket bully breeders to incomprehensible sex crimes to their dogs. You can't wank off a cheetah.

02.09.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers boss

02.09.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I did click out of curiosity and saw where you were. I'm going to Cornwall this weekend for 10 days, does Falmouth or Penzance have better pubs?

02.09.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude you look like you've done this in advance of a medical procedure, not as a style choice

02.09.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give him a knighthood.

02.09.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty damn left. But I can't stand shit predictable jokes with no wit, hence why I went back to Twitter.

02.09.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And this is why I went back to Twitter. You guys have shit banter.

02.09.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but this place has no sauce.

I made an account at the time when so many others were, but it's just so fucking dull.

24.08.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today we are driving from Surbiton to Hackney, because our dog doesn't like the tube.

How stupid will this turn out to be?

24.08.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frankly one of the most disgusting things I've ever read. Good fess.

24.08.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin is clearly better at comms though

24.08.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Criticise LLM's, there's so many arguments including environmental.

When you say, without irony, it's a human rights violation... You're gonna have to give me something, otherwise Hitchens Razor

20.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I misread this entirely and thought they'd formatted the currency funny. And he charged Β£50 to Β£100

07.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should only ever risk a concussion if it means following your passion

07.07.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried using mi.tv to find when/where cmll airs, as I can watch Mexican TV now. Didn't find any results, I assume I need to be searching for something different?

07.07.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone loves a pub dog

05.07.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started great, went mental at the end. Good fess.

21.06.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to stop looking at it so much

06.06.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not trusting my phone battery to be the only way I can pay for stuff

06.06.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a man with fat fingers. I'm not plunging my gorilla digits into a tiny pouch in a vain attempt to grab a quid.

06.06.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've got to drop a link

06.06.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea how Yglesias has the platform he does.

What got him there? Everything I've ever seen him do has been brainworms

05.06.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

England can host it. When shits hit the fan before we've hosted stuff.

Honest, it wouldn't be a bother.

05.06.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am the sicko

05.06.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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