Short Fuse

I know one of them. He gets carried away sometimes, but he's a good lad.

I followed this person ages ago as they'd popped up on podcasts I listened to at the time.

Eventually I unfollowed, for the same reason I stopped listening to the pods, and for why they don't like wrestling. They were extremely tiresome.

The only thing I heard were that he and Ultramantis were genuine mates outside of wrestling, and that he was a tattoo artist.

I have zero idea where I heard that, it's just in my brain somewhere

I dunno if it was you or Elliott on the other place saying that Austin's 2001 run needed a lot more attention, but I keep seeing more and more evidence

I say this as someone who actually trained there for 9 months.

Who the actual fuck was Crossbones?

Is Will Stancil the one that was ploughing 8 girls a week, or was that another chubby cheeked young Biden dem?

The words don't mean shit Ken. Stop pretending the words mean anything. The only real indication that a thing is going to happen, is it actually happens. We've known this since 2016.

Gotta slap that shit from thigh to thigh

Not done this before, but I'm calling it, fake fess.

You can wank off a horse. Those weird pocket bully breeders to incomprehensible sex crimes to their dogs. You can't wank off a cheetah.

Cheers boss

I mean I did click out of curiosity and saw where you were. I'm going to Cornwall this weekend for 10 days, does Falmouth or Penzance have better pubs?

Dude you look like you've done this in advance of a medical procedure, not as a style choice

Give him a knighthood.

I'm pretty damn left. But I can't stand shit predictable jokes with no wit, hence why I went back to Twitter.

And this is why I went back to Twitter. You guys have shit banter.

Yeah but this place has no sauce.

I made an account at the time when so many others were, but it's just so fucking dull.

Today we are driving from Surbiton to Hackney, because our dog doesn't like the tube.

How stupid will this turn out to be?

Frankly one of the most disgusting things I've ever read. Good fess.

Gavin is clearly better at comms though

Criticise LLM's, there's so many arguments including environmental.

When you say, without irony, it's a human rights violation... You're gonna have to give me something, otherwise Hitchens Razor

I misread this entirely and thought they'd formatted the currency funny. And he charged £50 to £100

You should only ever risk a concussion if it means following your passion

Tried using mi.tv to find when/where cmll airs, as I can watch Mexican TV now. Didn't find any results, I assume I need to be searching for something different?

Everyone loves a pub dog

Started great, went mental at the end. Good fess.

I need to stop looking at it so much

I'm not trusting my phone battery to be the only way I can pay for stuff

I'm a man with fat fingers. I'm not plunging my gorilla digits into a tiny pouch in a vain attempt to grab a quid.

You've got to drop a link

I have no idea how Yglesias has the platform he does.

What got him there? Everything I've ever seen him do has been brainworms