Short Fuse

I misread this entirely and thought they'd formatted the currency funny. And he charged £50 to £100

You should only ever risk a concussion if it means following your passion

Tried using mi.tv to find when/where cmll airs, as I can watch Mexican TV now. Didn't find any results, I assume I need to be searching for something different?

Everyone loves a pub dog

Started great, went mental at the end. Good fess.

I need to stop looking at it so much

I'm not trusting my phone battery to be the only way I can pay for stuff

I'm a man with fat fingers. I'm not plunging my gorilla digits into a tiny pouch in a vain attempt to grab a quid.

You've got to drop a link

I have no idea how Yglesias has the platform he does.

What got him there? Everything I've ever seen him do has been brainworms

England can host it. When shits hit the fan before we've hosted stuff.

Honest, it wouldn't be a bother.

I am the sicko

As predicted by everybody.

Neither me or my girlfriend know how to bet

Someone help me out here, I haven't watched Dynamite or Hey EW in a while. Who is this?

The people who like Marvel films are the same people who are happy when Seth Rollins comes out with a microphone.

I saw the under-21 squad and didn't realise he was so young

Marching bands are shite. The whole reason anyone is impressed by a marching band is because they're able to keep in time while doing choreography.

If I met a person that actively listens to audio recordings of a marching band I'd assume their brain was melted.

Everyone loves a pub dog

Every time I have eaten KFC in the last decade it's been mediocre-to-poor, and I've felt like shit after.

However, that has exclusively been at the one opposite Liverpool Street station, is KFC quality variable based on location?

I was raised a heathen, so I might be barking up the wrong tree here. But isn't it also essentially free, unlike going anywhere else?

One of the things I specifically miss after moving to Zone 6 from Zone 2, is no longer being on the marathon route.

Spending a couple of hours cheering on the elites, then the club runners, and then all the people in fancy dress is just a plain good time.

Does this include that one saving of "billions" which turned out to be millions?

Something just popped into my head.

I have a feeling that in 10 years time, Joe Hendry will be talked about more than Taz as a wrestler got talked about in 2010, 10 years after Royal Rumble 2000.

I'm undecided whether I like that or not.

I'm 35 years old. I was on 4chan when I was 15. And I still don't understand what Gamergate is

Has he forgotten he did the tariff setting day? Liberation Day 2: Electric Boogaloo?

This is biblical levels of a self-own

Public opinion has turned. He's going to need to pull a mega "we've got an electric car that's actually feasible"/"we've got a spaceship that can land itself back on earth" rabbit out of his hat, if he wants to turn the tide back.

I haven't heard anything that suggests he has one up his sleeve.

Forcing a vote on what? If the majority vote your way, what happens? Or if it's the contrary, what happens?

"Virtue-signalling" has been a phrase that the Right has been swinging, constantly, for years. But how is your "vote" anything other than that?

I'm sorry but you lot are the most weirdly Christian bunch I have ever met