Jesse Taylor Lewis

Blade Runner is # 1 on my list of Top 100 Movies To Avoid If You're Quitting Smoking

Giant cappuccino cup shaped bathtub

They should make more colors of bell pepper

We have the technology!

Trump constantly praises Xi, leader of the largest Communist country on earth

Any way except correctly, just for fun😋

It's all wrong, like how I pronounce lasagna

Shoe Drop Inn

Nothing says grief and sadness like leather pants

Jim Morrison proved that

There's literally a whole segment of Christianity that sacrifices their children to god by not allowing any medical care

J.D. making up native child sacrifice as republicans and Brain Worm Jr. condemn children to hunger, disease and death with their sociopathic policies

I hope his dick falls off

A yes, the innocent "Hobbits" of Great Britain, drunkenly stabbing people after a soccer match

I can relate to turtles, taking it slow, hiding in their shell, enjoy lettuce

Definitely my spirit animal

Hamsters are cool because they're one of the few animals where it's not really a big deal if they go to the bathroom on you

Their final attack, Mamdani has a really cool wife

I'd love to tour the Bic factory

I DID NOT just take a shower using dish soap!!! (quacks)

Going back in time and only warning the poor people not to get on Titanic

Shelter from the norm

Vinny likes any dry cat food but I can't buy the same one twice in a row because he likes variety

Unlike me, who'll eat the same thing three times a day for months and totally enjoy it

So, my cat is more normal than me

I hope they put episodes of Scooby-Doo into the record at Sandwich Guy's trial

Imagine being know as Sandwich Guy

Some people are so lucky

Sliwa has long been a horrible douchebag but Cuomo is so fucking terrible he actually made Curtis seem almost normal by comparison

Both a couple of losers though

I still have dreams (smoking a bowl with Rick Steves)

I'm only watching movies where nazis get killed right now so I'm watching Overlord again

We've never needed Godzilla more than we do now

Everyone was all "Thank goodness for Teen Vogue" and so they twirled their mustaches in an evil manner and then gutted it

I should hop the fence and put some red balloons down there

Republicans want people to feel shame for taking a meager amount of assistance while they steal everything under the sun and murder earth's ability to sustain human life

They can all die screaming

Very disturbing, like watching Elon swallow

Dude can't even do basic human functions in a non weird way

I'm available if anyone needs subway sandwich target practice