tired: sexy murder bureaucrats vs. basically pleasant poets
wired: basically pleasant bureaucrats vs. sexy murder poets
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tired: sexy murder bureaucrats vs. basically pleasant poets
wired: basically pleasant bureaucrats vs. sexy murder poets
Fond of βI am on fire, keep clear of meβ, myself.
30.01.2026 20:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A team without Molyneux will have a fighting chance to actually prioritize and scope appropriately without him promising ten impossible things before breakfast. So that checks out.
23.01.2026 04:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The immediately lethal dosage aside, thereβs no way anyone properly trained would suggest holding nuclear waste in your hand. Good way to get all kinds of unstable isotopes inside your body.
16.01.2026 20:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sunzi's The Art of War is not a general-purpose book on life, it is a guide on how to have your princeling failson of a general fail less hard at a very specific, time and context sensitive, kind of war.
15.01.2026 00:40 β π 372 π 49 π¬ 12 π 3The climax of the film features them having to break the undocumented migrant out of ICE detention when he gets grabbed.
14.01.2026 04:32 β π 257 π 46 π¬ 1 π 0If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
A giant yellow sign on the side of the road announces βYOU ARE ENTERING A FRUIT FLY CONTROLLED AREAβ and below that in smaller letters βMake sure you know the rules.β
I donβt think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
10.01.2026 02:52 β π 1808 π 521 π¬ 57 π 44Splendid thread to uplift your timeline and for mental refreshment amid the ongoing everything.
07.01.2026 11:34 β π 191 π 114 π¬ 1 π 0How do right wingers love killing in the name? Because itβs a fucking banger.
06.01.2026 18:55 β π 220 π 23 π¬ 5 π 2Itβs like more people need to be introduced to βrubberduckingβ: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_...
03.01.2026 04:23 β π 24 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0a world where we outlaw video generation but permit text generation feels weirdly SFF: it is illegal to look upon the machine spirits in the box and the visions they create, we are only permitted to talk to them, whispering through a small hole in the wall
02.01.2026 01:54 β π 32 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0SAURON: for the Nazgullible!
29.12.2025 02:59 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0yeah I think this is something people mostly don't get: ships + cannon were *unbelievably* powerful. like, the classic outside context problem for most places but even in the context of European land warfare ships were incredibly strong. (Games very rarely represent this well, curiously)
26.12.2025 23:36 β π 490 π 56 π¬ 23 π 14the 'conspiracies are actually real' rpg was very common in the 1990s but I think it's considerably harder to do today because conspiracy beliefs (and the attendant, inevitable anti-semitism) are an obviously malignant political force
27.12.2025 03:41 β π 379 π 51 π¬ 30 π 8Also, the "conspiracies are real" RPG par excellence, Mage, realized that the conspiracy actually was probably making some pretty good points and that maybe you would actually want to side with them a lot of the time.
27.12.2025 03:52 β π 49 π 8 π¬ 2 π 1[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
25.12.2025 23:20 β π 8998 π 1526 π¬ 82 π 92And Tiny Sim, who DID die
24.12.2025 22:56 β π 3376 π 683 π¬ 14 π 19Suspect pan-frying is required, yeah. Would love to be able to make any version of scallion pancakes in an air fryer tho.
24.12.2025 08:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0American presidents who've had things named after them en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooverv...
23.12.2025 00:05 β π 84 π 12 π¬ 4 π 1Why don't you create a separate award for AI-generated work? Surely you can't mean that all the Nebula Awards could potentially be given to people who don't write their own work?
19.12.2025 20:03 β π 142 π 9 π¬ 6 π 2Really feeling this one, yeah.
18.12.2025 04:42 β π 27 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0And he said, "If everyone likes it, it means it's mainstream. It means it's conventional. It means it's already pre-digested for people to like it. And I don't want that. I want people to end up liking things they didn't like when they first encountered it, because that's where you really end up loving something."
Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead.
I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
In Nomine is incredibly evocative for a game that verges on unplayable. I still have a Malakhim necklace that Iβve worn off and on for 25 years in my wallet, while all of my White Wolf clan pins and T-shirts are long gone.
17.12.2025 18:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wrote about Yankee Swap, one of the most popular but most mid of the gloriously dumb games you should be playing this month.
open.substack.com/pub/mattglas...
turning a big dial taht says "DuαΈ₯kha" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
14.12.2025 03:30 β π 89 π 21 π¬ 1 π 1Instead of joy, we will always be thinking: Cat, or Dopple-cat?
13.12.2025 06:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TIL that this is an actual Canadian gas chain. Slightly scared to research whether this or 40k came firstβ¦ π
12.12.2025 19:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Losing some people is inevitable, but if there was a big cliff, that showed you had a problem. It didnβt tell you what the problem was, tho. (Metrics are rarely self-explanatory.)
12.12.2025 07:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At the same time, just getting peopleβs attention once, or for reasons unrelated to your end goal (artist, economic, or otherwise) doesnβt really help you either. We obsessed over retention curves on Strike Force. You could literally see how many players we lost before they reached each new screen.
12.12.2025 07:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0