Ryan Mattson

That movie ruled. Good choice for film club.

Perhaps, yes. But I don't know if that fits the archetype. (I'm totally just making someone up in my head.)

As long as you're not going near some doorbusters black friday sale, you should be fine. I bet it's quiet.

Graffiti on the side of a building that says “eat shit Ryan”

Seen in the wild. 😤

Is that the old Mukilteo ferry terminal?

So much this

gork, which bluesky user is the strongest and best ever???? (Hint: it’s me)

Or maybe a little bit of both.

I badly want there to be some kind of underlying logic to it, but I also think they might just be stupid.

Real Zuckerberg-reading-Kissinger-to-his-baby ass post.

Like all parents, I can speak authoritatively about what’s correct for kids, and so I will: the only thing anyone ought to be concerned with in pre-k is social emotional learning.

It's also a silly argument because right there in the definition is the word 'cause' which is exactly the thing for which these folks are partisans. The definition isn't strictly about adherence to a party. I know, I know, a real 'by your logic' moment, but yeah. There it is, in the screenshot.

Not only can AI not do this, but if you think you can “direct” AI in such a way as to produce voiced lines that at all approximate what a human can do with your lines, well, to say you are mistaken would be polite.

“Kids today ask me what it was like to hear sweet child o mine for the first time” literally nobody ask asked him this

I’ve been needing to double- and triple-take some Onion headlines recently.

There’s this great fish market in Astoria, Oregon, and they had probably 10-15 different types of smoked fish and I realized if I got all I wanted, I’d probably walk out flat broke.

Brutal.

It's so funny that people consider Zohran radical. Like that's really funny to me. Like damn how far to the right is the average centrist man they should really examine that shit.

His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

Literally an editor reached out as I was posting

Sincerely: if he ever mentions the nation wide pogrom of extrajudicial ethnic terror executed by secret police with near total impunity, and is talking about the United States, I will eat my hat.

Just a fundamental (purposeful?) misunderstanding of what it means to live in a society that you ostensibly need to have every conversation at Speaker's Corner.

So like me to my DoorDash driver to everyone who ever called the driver and then everyone who ever called them. As a basis for killing people

So sorry. Sounds like an awesome buddy.

lmao

It's almost like those choking hazard warnings printed on products with tiny pieces, not for children under the age of 3, are motivated by historical incidents relating to small objects becoming lodged in windpipes. Huh!

Two things about this, in no particular order, and acknowledging up front that this is grotesque, gaudy, and awful:

- We probably could have given this asshole an HGTV show and avoided this mess altogether.
- You have room for an elongated toilet and didn't install an elongated toilet? Fuck off.

It’s gonna be rad to see the scotus twist themselves into pretzels to somehow reinterpret the very clear language of the 22nd amendment in a way that negates it.

If only we recently had a crisis of over investment from which we could have learned any sort of lesson!

Only days? They claim their scanning app has more legal force than a birth certificate. They’re gonna rendition you to El Salvador and erase the records.