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@qbklass.bsky.social please keep me honest here but am I just misremembering Caleb’s accuracy at USC? I feel like he was an incredible accurate QB in college and the accuracy issues he’s having in the NFL are so confounding to me

I will say, I think a huge part of it is that Anthony Mackie is kinda just .... not good. Evern back in the MCU movies he was in originally, he always lacked subtely and stuff in his lines. Nothing feels natural with him and it never has

I still enjoyed the first Spider-Man movie after Endgame but since then everything has sucked. It's terrible. They have absolutely none of the same feel and vibes of the MCU movies we grew up with. This one feels especially bad in this "algorithm based" vibe though

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

This feels like a Netflix-produced MCU movie. There is zero subtlety in the storyteling. Every bit of the plot is laid bare in the dialogue, and in the most clumsy of ways. And the delivery of the lines from the actors just lacks any semblance of authenticity. It's sad

“Captain America: Brave New World” is basically off brand “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.” It’s insane how the plot beats of the movie are basically the exact same. Marvel has truly lost its soul

JOHN CENA SEVENTEEN TIME CHAMPION WE ARE HERE

Noooooooo please get Travis Scott out of here

is Theo Von MAGA? I don't really pay attention to him other than the clips I see on social media

I fear that severance may have, quite literally, lost the plot

congratulations to the chicago bears for winning another march. i would like to win in november and december now, thanks

Good for Justin Fields

aaaaaaaaaaand twitter is back down

Frantically searching pro football reference for a DJ Reidest

Didn't the Jets pay a nickel CB more than $10M per year?

Poles should extend Braxton Jones yesterday. Even if you draft a tackle the cost certainty would only make Braxton more attractive to trade partners

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Not planning to be active during free agency

Don't disagree but the primary need is to enable a Caleb Williams year two leap (which I still have full faith in) and its good to see the Bears understand the assignment for once in our goddamn lives

The Bears might have a good offensive line and I truly don't know how to live in that reality.

Javon Kinlaw is making more than Cam Heyward

this is a horrific deal for Washington wow

The Bears drafting Ashton Jeanty will be my 13th reason (parody)

Twitter worked again for like 5 minutes and is back to being broken

Also a big deal on the Dalman price tag: really really poor center class in the draft this year

Drew Dalman 3/$42M with $28M guaranteed is a solid contract. Nice work by Ryan Poles

Ian Rapaport says Godwin staying with Bucs 3/66M

that said he did have those 23 as 17 in '23 and 6 last year haha so might be trending wrong way

to me Sweat only makes more sense because he's younger, but I am with you there. I don't view him as an alpha. with Hendrickson, I am not really that interested in trading more draft capital for a DE on the wrong side of 30. Mack had 23 sacks over the past 2 years and is still a great run defender