Alex Ma-zuur

legendary thrift pull

I would sing an ode to the dried pasta if I could. It saved me from ordering delivery more times than I could count

Not unexpected ever since they started pushing people to the government messenger HARD.

(Also their second attempt to block the app, the first one was like a decade ago)

A cauliflower

Arrives before Valentine's Day

Election before June yeah, nay?

Sky News Australia? lol, why do they care?

Okay, actually mea culpa: I was willing to give Truss the benefit of the doubt throughout her bid and her short term as a PM.

You were all right, she is dumb as rocks

I guess blissfully this is a temporary state.

Not like this journey is particularly fast even in the regular timetable

It’s a dual-track dead end branch that is only used by this twice-in-an hour train. The train is scheduled to traverse the branch one way in 10 minutes. It’s not that busy

I have only ever taken the Chicago-anchored trains

Dienstregeling van de trein tussen Amsterdam en Zandvoort met 15 min stilstand in Haarlem

Wat die fok?

Berlin Conference round 2: dumber but just as racist

All those guys you see on Korea Illustrated pages who record every wise quote of the current Kim are actually very trad

Ah, I thought you’re currently in SoCal

You’re just rage baiting fellow New Yorkers aren’t you?

I mean I already resolved to do so when I replace my phone, but now I think that maybe I shouldn’t wait until this one becomes unusable

iOS keyboard is so shitty that I really wanna go back to Android

You forgot pork lard

I mean it’s not too hard. They have kimchi and raengmyon. Most NK-run restaurants were actually lit when they existed. The art… well you need to mention Kims slightly more frequently than you would mention God in the 18th century Europe, but in general its not too bad

Hmm, every time I took their trains the crew members were OK.

Of course, the trains was late, the cafe car sucks, and the Amfleet seats are somehow big and uncomfortable at the same time. But the crew was nice

Burrowing owlet tilting his head all the way to the side.

Happy #SuperbOwl Sunday!

One problem with the situation where party with 1% odds of success wins is that you’re now being run by freaks who would join a party with 1% odds of success

This word is spelled with a single "s" in Polish

a lively discussion implies the more appealing existence of a deadly one

‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served Bar owners say they struggle to dissuade people from forming a line as behavioural experts point to post-pandemic ‘new norms’

Please help out an ignorant American here: If you're in a crowded pub, what *is* the polite way to wait for a drink? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Hey ya c**t!

Oh, you said “polite”

Like is there any government policy that cannot be defended like that?

I don’t think we need religion in government, but speaker does, and it seems rather difficult to do so if you build such a firm wall between what the government is commanded to do and what the people are

Okay, it’s some form of sphere sovereignty

I suggest you copypaste this shit to your favourite LLM, like so many he thinks longer argument sounds more authoritative:

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