Scissor Friendly

In the past I’ve felt my parents and forebears took care of me and provided a path for me. Now I believe it is our children who will save what they fought so hard to establish. We’ve rotted from the inside and the old ways seem to have died. I have great faith in the youthful next generation.

My watch keeps telling me to stand up like I have fallen on the battlefield of life and he's my buddy refusing to let me just give up and see if I can get in one more quick nap before starting my day.

Taking a grumpy bumpy like I’m the king of sad inferences.

Porn bots should learn about sarcasm.

I could use a good sex cult right about now.

Is this 100% made up? Was it written by Grok, by chance?

Zack Riley - The Big Red Lumberjack - Pro Wrestler with a HUGE spirit and a love for all the people everywhere. Holding his first title belt from GEW out of Powder Springs, GA.

I'm sure you get this kind of thing all the time, but if you're ever near northwest GA/Atlanta, look out for the Big Red Lumberjack. My son. :)

More than 300k Black women being pushed out of the labor market while white men gained 365k more jobs is what we mean when we refer to racism as systemic.

There is so much wonder and beauty in the world. Thanks for sharing.

It’s today. Can you believe it? Today is the day, and here we all are.

Remember to give yourself time to find and appreciate the beauty in this world. It should be easy to find and easy to recognize. If it isn't, practice. Set aside time and allow your soul to drink from this overflowing cup.

What if you were so dumb you still believe fossil fuels are the only viable solution for generating energy?

Digital Labor is NOT labor. It is a computer process that can be run by idiots in suits; the perfect employee who cares not for values or what is asked or when. It is an executive sex robot. It is their perfect union of their own intent with the reflection of thought and skill.

It doesn’t need to be funny. Turn this thing loose. Let it fly.

There’s a part of me that would have loved to have a conversation about gun rights in the US with non-citizens abroad back before we became a right wing kakistocracy. Now nothing we talk about will ever be based on commonality. It’s essentially why Americans have lost the ability internally.

As a 52 year old man, I know I’m creepy to the weak minded and offensive to the rest. That’s the sweet spot. I don’t want you to love me, I want you to contribute to the conversation.

I wish I was so successful.

Bang bang bang. One after the other.

We must give infinite guitars to infinite monkeys and wait.

One of the things you don’t know when you’re younger is what you learn when you’re older. Because you didn’t learn it until you were older so you didn’t know it when you were younger. Do you see what I mean?

Same.

They said imagine coming inside a man. Made a structure to worship. God, go outside. I think.

A picture of a rabbit and a chipmunk on a retaining wall.

Imagine going inside a man made structure to worship god when all you have to do is go outside.

No one slams the door of the past harder than the young and no one knocks on it harder than the old. We should all be willing to close the old doors and move forward together.

I can always tell my day drinking is flaring up when I reach for blue sky to scream about how healthcare recipient is a euphemism for fucking people. Do you have no humanity left you fucking pricks?!

Thinking of changing my name to Magazine irl.

I read The Andromeda Strain and two of the Old Man’s War books while on a recent cruise. This was time well spent.

I could start a YouTube channel where I get some new product, unbox it half way, pack it back up and stack it in my closet never to be seen again.

I’m gonna need more lube…

NYC Mayoral Primary Is Latest Blow to Democratic Establishment — The Wall Street Journal In Zohran Mamdani, progressives see a candidate who can lead them to greater electoral success while Republicans see another chance to label the party as extreme

Is this what tone deaf sounds like?