Ash

literally me rn

Ideally the dumbest person in America and the President would be two different people

"Stun" remains the most aggravatingly shitty design decision a ttrpg can make, board games stopped putting you in jail until you roll high enough decades ago at this point

hell yeah that's in daytrip range of me

Alright I'm moving to new york

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happy irokagu #cosmicprincesskaguya #超かぐや姫

穿一下剧组同事的衣服
#LittleWitchAcademia

This fucking court won’t let ANYTHING self-identify

Digital painting of a Mega Dragonite, dueling with a Mega Altaria. The shiny mega Dragonite is wielding a spear with a curved blade, clashing against a white sword wielded by the mega Altaria. They are dueling in the sky, surrounded by seven other Altarias aiming to attack the Dragonite, and there thunderclouds brewing in the backdrop.

dancing dragons

God announcing true artificial intelligence: Remember that time I gave a monkey anxiety? I figured out a way to do that to sand.

Concerned Angel: Hey, man. Are you okay?

4 year old: “why are some families two dads”

me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”

4: “and how many cars do they have”

me: “what”

4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”

It's important work.

frieren

An anthropomorphic cat cooking vegetables on a stove. She is saying “Being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also the horrors…”

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

stuck on a character design? have you considered: plugsuit and big jacket? you cant possibly go wrong with plugsuit and big jacket. any gender, any body type, any age... plugsuit and big jacket. consider it, won't you...?

we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told

The New England split top hot dog roll is superior to all other hot dog rolls because you can griddle both sides in butter, instantly improving whatever is inside.
Photo and recipe to make them via @wordloaf.org

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The Smith-Shimano Corpro Black Witch, oh yeah one more time, a new style of rendering, trying my best to acheive the 1997 lost media ps1 game played on my crtv at 3 AM feel, what you think? looking for some feedback wiith this one so i can make my new models just like this
#lancer #lowpoly #mecha

It's ALWAYS okay to draw your character in a bunny suit. There's NEVER a reason not to.

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A social media post reads, “Many of you may have missed this, but the little boy who Bad Bunny handed his Grammy to at the Super Bowl was Liam Ramos! Amazing!” and includes two images, one showing a young child holding a Grammy Award and the other showing a child wearing a blue hat. The News Literacy Project has added a label that says “FALSE.”

❌ NO: Bad Bunny did not give a Grammy statuette to Liam Conejo Ramos during the Super Bowl halftime show.

✔️ He handed the award to a young actor named Lincoln Fox.

🔗 When a claim deals with a controversial subject & plays into confirmation bias, it often spreads quickly: go.newslit.org/SBhalftime

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

While this absolutely sucks, we are going to see a lot more places implementing universal global age verification over this next year, because the number of states and countries legally requiring it has gotten to the point no one can keep up anymore.

Thread. 🧵 (1/x)

On the superiority of water as the primary decontaminant for tear gas and peppery spray on skin and eyes.

To make it clear to people, this is a thread. Some of you are not clear on the concept. I will reply this with another post and mark it with a number in (x). And so forth. (1)

Helldivers adding millennials as the newest enemy faction

Artwork of a foxgirl in fighter pilot gear, sat on the ground with one knee up.

#VGenComm #art

Millennials would rather yearn for the mines than go to therapy