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@lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social

Linguistics researcher, proud papa, retro gamer, hot sauce alchemist, your mom lover, ex-Mormon, home cook, road tripper, beard horticulturist living in 1995. 岐阜魂 Santa? MY pebbles!

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Latest posts by lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social on Bluesky

🤣 hell that’s good

08.10.2025 09:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chicago style pizza implies the existence of APA style pizza

08.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Modern Facism is the quest to make the Internet real life in every way to punish the people who were mean to you on the Internet because you were and still are a wet dullard

23.09.2025 11:57 — 👍 559    🔁 107    💬 4    📌 1

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

23.09.2025 00:02 — 👍 8506    🔁 1896    💬 96    📌 67

Good lord 🤣💀

13.09.2025 12:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a dad: if my kid ever assassinates someone- I’ll probably be going down for obstruction of justice. I can’t imagine a situation I’d turn in my boy. We’re going down together. What a shit dad.

13.09.2025 07:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#MusicHistory On this day, the Bristol, England electronic band Portishead, released their debut album, Dummy. This amazing record won the 1995 Mercury Music Prize, and is often credited with popularizing the Trip Hop genre. Dummy is absolutely one of the best albums of the 1990s.

22.08.2025 17:53 — 👍 23    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
Detective Pep Streebek in disguise as “Emil Muzz,” Dragnet (1987)

Detective Pep Streebek in disguise as “Emil Muzz,” Dragnet (1987)

Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr Ph.D, The Ladykillers (2004)

Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr Ph.D, The Ladykillers (2004)

Dermot Hoggins, Cloud Atlas (2012)

Dermot Hoggins, Cloud Atlas (2012)

Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis (2022)

Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis (2022)

Dirtbag Hanks Through The Years

02.07.2025 04:47 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0
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Juggolas

02.07.2025 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HE SAID TRY NOT TO CRY

Christ

02.07.2025 03:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Legolas hasn’t aged a day. Gimli has just been a very sentimental pile of rocks for the past six photos

02.07.2025 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“For my 42nd birthday my best friend and I recreated this photo we took in 1995” is probably my favorite social media genre

02.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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19.06.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Headline: Walmart, Amazon Mull Dollar-Pegged Stablecoins in the US: WSJ

Headline: Walmart, Amazon Mull Dollar-Pegged Stablecoins in the US: WSJ

Headline: Coinbase torched by crypto community for US army parade sponsorship<br>Justin Sun-linked firm to go public in US with TRX acquisition strategy; Eric Trump expected to take role: FT

Headline: Coinbase torched by crypto community for US army parade sponsorship<br>Justin Sun-linked firm to go public in US with TRX acquisition strategy; Eric Trump expected to take role: FT

Headline: Trump made over $57 million from World Liberty Financial's WLFI sales, new disclosure shows

Headline: Trump made over $57 million from World Liberty Financial's WLFI sales, new disclosure shows

Headline: Coinbase unveils an American Express-powered credit card offering up to 4% in BTC rewards<br>Shopify teams up with Coinbase and Stripe in USDC stablecoin payments push

Headline: Coinbase unveils an American Express-powered credit card offering up to 4% in BTC rewards<br>Shopify teams up with Coinbase and Stripe in USDC stablecoin payments push

just checking in on the financial revolution that was meant to sidestep banks, tech giants, and the state

17.06.2025 20:56 — 👍 866    🔁 169    💬 32    📌 8
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Teaching class and enjoying this sticker from @othatsraspberry.com

10.06.2025 07:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂   We love you both so much”

Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂 We love you both so much”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

05.06.2025 19:42 — 👍 25970    🔁 3249    💬 647    📌 739

Two trailer park girls go ‘round the outside, ‘round the outside

06.06.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, no, 10 albums of absolute ass

21.05.2025 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why did Joshua Radin make possibly the best album ever recorded and then follow it up with 8 albums of absolute ass

21.05.2025 08:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Cowardly Ages

21.05.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Nazi site doesn't need traffic, and certainly not from here.

21.05.2025 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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糖質やプリン体を控えた選択をされていることに、深い敬意を表します。

21.05.2025 00:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was with you until you posted the Twitter link

20.05.2025 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HEYOOOOO

14.05.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right. Famed actor "Leonardi" DiCaprio

14.05.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Free the Menendez Brothers, free Tonya Harding, free OJ, and free Lorena Bobbitt, and free the kid who got caned for doing a graffiti in Singapore.

Take THAT, David Letterman in 1994!

14.05.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To anyone who follows @financialtimes.com on Bluesky- HEY- what are we even doing here?

14.05.2025 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, cowards. How about an article about how "DOGE doesn't even legally exist"

14.05.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Imagine thinking the courts were the way to handle the collapse

14.05.2025 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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