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That closed-eye head shake preceding the "no" sounds like someone who's most intimate exposure to human emotional communication is bad musical theater

I don't even know the back of my hand that well. Should I? Should I have studied it instead of all the other rad shit I was doing? Who the hell are you to say?

Hang on, does having a big dick count for something during infernal negotiations

Alright hair aside the guy is aging very well

Damn martial arts guys just LOVE hanging big turgid tubes from the ceiling

Oh how I do hope it comes back around

Aww man did I miss it

many have tried...... and failed.

While you're here, find a food bank / pantry near you and give them money if you can www.feedingamerica.org

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Album cover for "Secaucus" by The Wrens

Hot Shots?

Just a stranger on the ferry boat

Painted Karlina von Carstein special edition miniature from Warhammer: Age of Sigmar

Lovingly looking at my Karlina von Carstein paint job as motivation to finish the gravelords spearhead box

They are trying to make chudlermas illegal. They won't let you say Merry Chudlermas

When they make chudler posting illegal, only criminals will post chudler

It's always wild to see what very specific technical information that I'm searching for and I *know* it exists somewhere, see it as the first result on DuckDuckGo, and Google will just return zero results.

This is great and everyone should do this, but Google's basic search function is a shadow of what it was not 5 years ago

Consuming my bills to become mailbox

I encourage the use of LibreOffice / OpenOffice, but its not nothing that the great majority of workspaces are tied to MSOffice and MS have done nothing but make their products uselessly worse for years

bottomless breadsticks no longer - these are bottomed breadsticks

never has money been less real

What's fucked is that we can measure the time it's been since we had normal, unobtrusive writing software, since it was bog standard, in months! We can measure the time it's been since we had a functional web search on google in single digit years! We can go back! No one wanted any of this shit!

Mario Cuomo

That's not why. They're lying to you. And why wouldn't they? They want you dead. Lying comes easy to scurrilous, murderous scoundrels

(derisively) Oh great here come the Fuckin Ball Inspectors again

Cruising to self-soothe in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile

If hate is trying to take someone's love for yourself, what is wanting to take their life and throw them in the river

Yeah, the stupidler. No that sucks