The Gypsy

“Great things start in little rooms” -andre 3000

When we gather we are the wildfire.

It always helps to take the hard pants off.

Love isn’t finite. The more you give, the more comes back to you. It’s fucking simple.
#stingy

Dear Everyone,
If there’s a person in your life that trusts you enough to discuss perimenopause with you, don’t try to commiserate. You don’t “get hot at night too”, you don’t know “unexplained rage” and the person trusting you has stopped the second you act like you do.
Thanks

Free Rodney Hinton

To see Green Day go from shitty garage band to a fully formed group of musicians is absolutely wild

If you use the word “buttery” to describe the softness of something I’ll assume you don’t know what grease feels like and I won’t go anywhere near it.

If I look at a plate of “blackened” anything and there’s no black, take that shit back!

I build temples from the wreckage.
We do.
We, the daughters of fire and teeth.
We, the soft hearts with serrated edges.

We are painting signs in blood and berries.
We are singing hymns to ourselves in the mirror.
We are sharpening scissors with moonlight.
We are done waiting for you to catch up.

Fennel has no friends.

Don’t be so gauche darling, there’s always time for WW III.

If he was trying to find wasteful spending he’d be hiring forensic accountants.

“These are some of the best days I’ve ever ignored”
-Doug Kenny

┃┃╱╲ In
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▔▏┗┛▕▔ we support
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🎀Sex Workers🎀
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What kind of a fucking monster doesn’t have a stupid voice they use for cute animals?

As someone who has resources but has lived without I can promise you this is far less terrifying if you can feed yourself.

I’m just gonna put it out there that if at anytime you’ve felt the need to inform people that you’re a good person, you’re probably not.

🚨If your senator is below, call them “No on RFK Jr” (202) 224-3121
• Booker (D-NJ)
• Cortez Masto (D-NV)
• Whitehouse (D-RI)
• Murkowski (R-AK)
• Ernst (R-IA)
• McConnell (R-KY)
• Cassidy (R-LA)
• Collins (R-ME)
• Tillis (R-NC)
• Lankford (R-OK)
• Cornyn (R-TX)
• Curtis (R-UT)
• Moore Capito (R-WV)

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

Same.

When I said there has never been a time when there weren’t women who resented having children he assured me that, that was strictly a generational thing and only millennials and younger felt that way.

Every mother thinks she has a “kind, sweet, loving, etc etc” son but I’ve met men.

Texas: I’ve been on this highway for 6 straight hours and have yet to see another person

She ripped her head back, “percolator…yeah…” and easily giggled

Forced fun is not real fun

“Plain language is community building”
Crutches and Spice

Dear Intrusive Thoughts,
Stop it! Thats super glue!
Thanks much,
-Me

“Outline me in chalk and send me to glory”

“There was a time when we were not lying. I miss that time.”