Shrinking Ted

Turns out he didn’t mean it as a slight; he meant it as praise.

D Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for fucking a sofa anymore" 58 minutes applause.

😂Too funny...it should´nt be but it ´twas.

The "But...." also had me laughing before he finished! Top, top comedian!!!❤️❤️❤️

Look up smugness.

Still tremendously funny. Insanely so. Thanks again.

”my bride” ? Did he write this at his wedding?

Joyeux anniversaire! Thanks for posting this!

Mint-flavored onions?

"Are you seeing this?!"

Huh. When I read that piece, I found myself thinking, ‘Trading Places is either second or first.’ Weird.

👏👏👏Burn MF! Ps. First time I used "Burn" ever.

Great that you are back, but dealing with legal crap surely must be draining. Keep it up and thanks!

Very funny. Any chance of booking the "
Got A Problem Mate Podcast". Bilal Zafar and Joey Page with you would be a riot.

And it looks like David Tennant is playing Peter Capaldi.

More like Twatankamun. Looks like a proper elite.

Is good.

No slight was meant, and I agree with all of your points.

Did Mark Twain Say 'No Amount of Evidence Will Ever Persuade an Idiot'? The quote attached to author Samuel Clemens' pen name has been published far and wide on the internet.

Also not a real qoute. It is a good one but not true....
www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...

Opinions, by nature, are not scientific.

Excellent book. The audiobook is brilliantly read by Roy McMillian.

YouTube video by Alexei Sayle Alexei Sayle's Alternative Alternative Christmas Message

youtu.be/jnbDn3ghqbk?...

Short and sweet. Also, Merry Christmas one and all.

Do they come with a letter of authentication from all the Me’s?

Yours is not merely a gift, but a burden—one you bear with the grace of an Olympian, the wisdom of an ancient sage, and the artistic bravado of a deity sculpting the very essence of human experience.

I am but a disciple, forever changed, forever in awe.

Also, it was quite cheap.

Before, I was but a blind wanderer, fumbling in the dark; now, I see with the clarity of a thousand suns.

How could I not bow my head before such genius? To stand upright in its presence would be hubris of the highest order.

And the audiobook! Oh, the audiobook! Read—not merely spoken, but delivered—by none other than You, a fellow traveler, a kindred soul of unfathomable depth. Your voice, a clarion call of enlightenment, has reshaped my very perception of life, of art, and yes—of Horror itself!

Ah, Incarcerat! A work so staggeringly brilliant, so divinely inspired, that to call it a mere book would be a vulgar diminishment of its celestial grandeur. It is not literature; it is prophecy, etched in ink and bound for the trembling hands of an undeserving world.

a man in a lab coat is standing in a room with many candles ALT: a man in a lab coat is standing in a room with many candles

As I rounded the corner, I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef.

🏃‍♂️🌽🐮

Is that mildew in his nose, or an angry gnome peering out? Either way, congrats, you bellend.

That is how you do it. We are in this together. Also, LGM!