Muad Lib

Probably because they’re planning a violent response

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

It *is* the hoarding. One naturally follows the other.

Look close, that's not Jesus, that's some pissed off long-haired MAGA weirdo in that sculpture

It's always good when people behind the podium declare what they are, just in case anyone is confused.

sometimes i can't believe that two dudes were lucky enough to be Joss Whedon and Neil Gaiman and they fucking blew it because they couldn't NOT be creeps.

thats like winning a million dollars on a scratch ticket and then using the ticket to light your house on fire.

Dominion Voting Systems sold to company run by former Republican election official Dominion Voting Systems, which sued Fox over its reporting on the 2020 election, has been sold to a seemingly new election company run by a former GOP election official.

I’m sure this is fine. abcnews.go.com/US/dominion-...

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

If stupid people learned from their previous mistakes, they wouldn't be stupid.

Fetterman is pro murder on the high seas. Strokes really do mess people up.

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Seattle's mayor sucks so much lol

Seems a brain damaged man is being led and directed by a select group of people who get to ask him predetermined questions

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Hit dawg do seem to holler a lot

Human rights are

He's recently quoted as saying 'I don't understand the whole pronouns thing'

What kind of former mayor of SF would say such a thing?

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

They never had one to begin with

Healthcare should be guaranteed as a human right #MedicareForAll @salaambhattiva.bsky.social

Nutrition program, but no food.

FBI snagged Sen. Ron Johnson's phone logs in their Jan. 6 probe, eyeing his push for bogus electors to Pence. Now he whines about "shocking" surveillance from the same crew he accuses of threatening democracy. #Jan6

gavin newsom is a bigot and his cheerleaders can go to hell.

They never matured past middle-school.

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

www.palmerreport.com Another prominent Russian just went out a fifth floor window

Another prominent Russian just went out a fifth floor window

I'd rather eat my own arm than vote for this joker

Tell me why any LGBT folks should vote for this slick fellow? You can’t.

It’s election optics though, and he’s staked his position