Kerry Spicer

That plus musicians.

Tantalus is really craving one.

Worth it to get USAA

Basil Pawlty emits calmness.

Ah, so, you are, a devotee of, the Cambridge comma.

Driven by it many times.

Why not just transport the baby out the womb?

Logorrhea is a word.

Nothing wrong with a good heelburger.

A tattoo of a Boston Terrier as the queen of spades, labelled as Pearl, Worst of her Name.

My favorite dog.

Whole Foods has a whole aisle of Jellium.

Titty Twister is the worst way to go.

BREAKING: Democrats Say They Would Fight Donald Trump But It's Just That They Already Made Plans and It's a Whole Thing to Reschedule Them and It Wouldn't Be Nice to the People That They Already Made Plans With to Do That So They're Just Not Going to Do Anything If That's Okay With Everyone

a parody of the Oregon Trail's "you have died of dysentery" game screen, but instead it's newly appointed Trump Secretary of Health Robert F Kennedy Jr in green with two thumbs up dressed in suit and tie, smiling while the words "You have died of dysentery. And measles. And smallpox. And polio. And rinderpest. And mumps. And rubella. And cholera. And yellow fever. And tetanus. And COVID. And diphtheria. And the flu. And malaria. And HIV/AIDS. And the bubonic plague." below.

Or you could install an endless gravy fountain.

Robert F Kennedy jr gleefully takes a selfie in front of a hospital ward full of polio patients in iron lung respirators.

This is the difference between Trump 1 and Trump 2. First time around, all his cronies were named stuff like Joey Macaroni and wanted to commit tax fraud and go on Dancing With The Stars. This time, they have names like John Hitlerfuhrer and have spent the last 15 years blogging about phrenology.

Nosferabbit

My father would hand out this card.

Definitely will make this.

Very cool. Available on Amazon (but not with this great binding), and it's a sequel to The Wonderful Electric Elephant.

Lenore, Lenore, Lenore, Lenore, I'm begging of you please don't take my balm.

Missing the Antarctic Penguin Dog with Krill relish

The household Gods, Imps and Band.

Music in the house last night. The dogs were exhausted afterwards.

Crips and Bloods got nothing on the Tagalongs and Dosidos.

Behold a zonkey. Check out zonkey.co.uk

Blinker fluid always gets me to 2nd base.

We sup around here.

Article 99 of the 1868 Louisiana constitution prohibited officers of the former Confederacy from voting or holding office, unless they formally recanted and swore that the rebellion was morally and politically wrong. Lots of recantation notices were published in the New Orleans Republican.