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Zach Schiffman

@zachschiffman.me.bsky.social

5'5 but everyone says I seem 5'8 also a comedian and also social at nymag

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Late night shows are not cheap but its insane for someone who's whole brand is math to say 200 people are making 250k a year.... and also to assume that because that's how it was at ABC news? Talk to all the minimum wage people who made ur face look presentable on screen

21.07.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes the writers make north of 300k a year but they are union protected and aside from them even the absolute top producers are not making that much

21.07.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fwiw these shows also rely on minimum wage interns and the shows that couldn't pay their interns just stopped having interns all together

21.07.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry what the fuck is Nate Silver on thinking that everyone who works at a late night show makes $250k a year. I made basically minimum wage half my time working in late night and i can assure you that has not changed for a majority of late night show staffs

21.07.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the main issue here at all but completely puzzling choice to not use background music

14.07.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew Lloyd Webber walks like Joe Biden

09.06.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well thank god we didnt have to see Jamie Lloyd give a speech looking like that

09.06.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hamilton cast is all wearing black because the real Alexander Hamilton is dead

09.06.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#FreeBrianStokesMitchellFromThatLittleRoom

09.06.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you told me even one year ago that I would cry seeing Sadie Sink onstage at the Tony Awards I would've lagughed in your face but now i am crying seeing sadie sink talk about john proctor at the tony awards

09.06.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bette Midler notably missing from this Tony performance with David Hyde Pierce

09.06.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicole Scherzinger's gets an unfair advantage for her Tonys performance she's used to singing to cameras 8 times a week

09.06.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jonathan Groff should play Justin Timberlake in a sexyback bio musical

09.06.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did they put Brian Stokes Mitchell in a booth he should be on stage

09.06.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would've been an amazing gag if Megan did the dance break herself just for the tonys

09.06.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always forget that Sarah Snook sounds like she came to this place for magic

09.06.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it turns out you don't have to be a funny awards show host if you have the most incredible voice on the planet

09.06.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I guess the time honored post-covid tradition of an extremely earnest Tonys opening number about how awesome theater is is alive and well

09.06.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cynthia Erivo looking like Annie I think I'm gonna like it here

09.06.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely rude that the people accepting the award on behalf of the MUNY didn't acknowledge artists in residence Taylor Louderman and Patti Murin

08.06.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy final choir concert of the year to all who celebrate

07.06.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last episode of Ad World is live with Richard Kind playing my dad πŸ«ƒ
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08.05.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.05.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The West Village has transformed into a fabulous theme park for young women of some privilege to live out their 'Sex and the City' fantasies, posting and spending their mid-20s away.

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05.05.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 40

Michelle Williams snubbed for Strangest Performance in A Musical Ever

01.05.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pope hated Hillbilly elegy that much

21.04.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to be Scrooge but they are having too much fun on Up First recently

17.04.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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14.04.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ON 4/18 7:30 PM AT THE BELL HOUSE YOU CAN WATCH A COLLOSAL LIST OF BROOKLYN COMEDIANS DELIVER RAPID-FIRE APOLOGIES HOSTED BY ME AND RACHEL COSTER

14.04.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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IF U EVER WANTED TO SEE THESE COMEDIANS APOLOGIZE... I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU THIS FRIDAY...

14.04.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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