Danielm80

Amazon just told you to pay for a P.O. box if you don't want to be stalked.

Or if you’re Jesse Singal, cut all the words. Sorry, that may be a digression.

R.E.M. was wrong about the end of the world.

Opinion | The Bible Tells Us to Love Immigrants

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"One tip came from a teacher reporting the parents of a kindergarten student at her school....I mean, they seem like nice people or whatever,” the woman told Palmer on the call. “But if they’re taking up resources from our county, I’m not into illegal people being here.

I feel naïve saying this, but I’m surprised how little mainstream coverage this story is getting. The NYT printed it in its roundup of late night jokes. The “entertainment news” sites I usually read haven’t mentioned it at all.

We’re still waiting for someone’s mom to be elected president.

They had to recast when they found out that Abe Vigoda is dead.

Did he mention our precious bodily fluids?

The Committee to Protect Journalists From Themselves.

A year ago, politicians were openly giving Nazi salutes and advocating for Nazi sympathizers, and the NYT said: The meaning of these gestures is unclear. So the bar for journalists (and their legal team) is on the floor.

Simon AND Simon? That’s one Simon too many.

Are you watching “Fringe“ or “Fridge”?

If it’s any comfort, we’re ALL losing our goddamn minds.

I was so grateful when I found out that was an actual quote.

Based on my Bluesky feed, the world has somehow become twice as stupid in less than 24 hours.

I was just discussing this with someone last week, and Cyndi Lauper, Macy Gray, and--less obviously--Tom Waits are clearly Muppets. Tom needs to form a supergroup with Animal, Grover, and Cookie Monster.

I don’t have nearly enough alcohol in my house.

But he wrote backward, so it doesn’t count.

Worked for the Scientologists.

Born from the Flames: Salamander Mythology Discover the intriguing world of salamanders, their regenerative powers, and the folklore intertwining magic and medicine throughout history.

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Quoting myself from earlier today:

NEWS UPDATE: Tom Homan has removed 700 ICE agents from Minnesota and sent them to CNN.

NEWS UPDATE: Tom Homan has removed 700 ICE agents from Minnesota and sent them to CNN.

<Creeping Rooneyism>I do wish they’d make some episodes where I can’t figure out who the killer is by 9:40 PM EST.</Creeping Rooneyism>

“Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you.”

Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

Fair.

I know it’s not the point, but that may be the worst constructed headline in history.

I feel so sorry for all the talk show hosts who didn’t hear about Luigi and the pizza cutter until 20 minutes into the taping and won’t have a chance to talk about it until Monday.