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Tea Demon Emma β˜• #a11y accessibility specialist. Writes very Scottish sci-fi/fantasy books, repped by @johnj, Codexian. She/herπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ #LGBWithTheT // www.emmamaree.com

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a version of β€œThe Most Interesting Man In The World” meme – a suave, well-dressed middle-aged white man with greying hair and a salt & pepper beard has one elbow crooked and is looking directly at you 
 
the caption reads: 
 
I DON'T ALWAYS MORG BUGFIXES FROM REL, BRANCH BACK INTO DEVELOP… 

…BUT WHEN I DO, I MORG THEM CONTINVOUCLY

a version of β€œThe Most Interesting Man In The World” meme – a suave, well-dressed middle-aged white man with greying hair and a salt & pepper beard has one elbow crooked and is looking directly at you the caption reads: I DON'T ALWAYS MORG BUGFIXES FROM REL, BRANCH BACK INTO DEVELOP… …BUT WHEN I DO, I MORG THEM CONTINVOUCLY

πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

17.02.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
A chart describing the "Git Flow" branching model, from 2010 https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

A chart describing the "Git Flow" branching model, from 2010 https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

Did they just.... redo the original Git Flow graphic with AI for no reason?

16.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

Bugfixes may be continvoucly morged :)

19.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I too am an enjoyer of joy and whimsy. The only thing I’d change is making the horn slightly larger lol

22.07.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

trans lesbians be like yeah dude let me paint some minis while i listen to a podcast

16.08.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
16.08.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 864    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

shoutout to americans for being fairly bizarre little creatures

16.08.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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#booksky

16.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14552    πŸ” 1946    πŸ’¬ 179    πŸ“Œ 92
An apartment block where the windows and Juliet balconies look like network ports

An apartment block where the windows and Juliet balconies look like network ports

This is owned by a LANlord

16.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1766    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 19
A small watercolor painting of a rich purple night with purple trees fading into the distance under a crescent moon

A small watercolor painting of a rich purple night with purple trees fading into the distance under a crescent moon

A cloudy blue-lavender sky over snow capped purple mountains

A cloudy blue-lavender sky over snow capped purple mountains

Rich dark purple outer space thickly scattered with white stars

Rich dark purple outer space thickly scattered with white stars

A white volcano rising from a deep blue sea into a cloudy purple sky under a crescent moon

A white volcano rising from a deep blue sea into a cloudy purple sky under a crescent moon

I guess I’m on a bit of a purple kick

22.07.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how in the UK, they say car park. It makes me think of, like, a Subaru on a swingset.

14.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey who wants a retelling of Sherlock Holmes where Holmes is an abrasive female scholar and Watson is a traumatized sentient spaceship who ekes out a living by making space tea?
Nebula Award Winning book right here, and on sale!

15.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 24

(sorry I'm so late replying to this) gooood the Orkney isles. I've always wanted to go there.

If you end up going that way I would absolutely use it as an excuse to visit there too and also get to see you!

15.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"I heard he was a musician ... and so the second or third day were just hanging out on the set, just him and me, and I say, 'So, you're a musician?' And he said, 'Yup.' And I said, 'What do you play?' And he said, 'Bass' And I said, 'You know, I've often wondered what is it like carrying that huge thing around everywhere you go,'" Stewart said.

He continued, laughing, "And God bless him, he said, 'No, bass guitar.' And I said, 'Are you a solo artist?' And he said, 'No, I'm in a band.' And I said, 'Oh, what kind of band?' And he said, 'The Police," Stewart recalled. "Folks, I said, 'You play in a police band?'"

"I heard he was a musician ... and so the second or third day were just hanging out on the set, just him and me, and I say, 'So, you're a musician?' And he said, 'Yup.' And I said, 'What do you play?' And he said, 'Bass' And I said, 'You know, I've often wondered what is it like carrying that huge thing around everywhere you go,'" Stewart said. He continued, laughing, "And God bless him, he said, 'No, bass guitar.' And I said, 'Are you a solo artist?' And he said, 'No, I'm in a band.' And I said, 'Oh, what kind of band?' And he said, 'The Police," Stewart recalled. "Folks, I said, 'You play in a police band?'"

Patrick Stewart admits popular music "has never played a big part in my life" and recalls how he didn't recognize Sting on the set of Dune

14.07.2024 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I encourage writers to never disparage their earlier works. Are they as polished as your current ones? No. But in their totality, they're a map showing where you started and what you learned. YOU made that journey, be proud, celebrate it. (Bonus: it proves you're human, and not an AI word monkey.)

14.08.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I moved to Doraville in Atlanta yesterday with the cats, and Poe escaped before I got him in. Not looking for advice but if you're in the area please watch for him. He's all black with golden eyes, with an occlusion in the right eye. He's very shy. Lost on Winters Park Dr. @decaturish.bsky.social

15.08.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Really really hoping Poe finds his way home soon. πŸ’œ πŸ’œ πŸ’œ

15.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, β€œI’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

20.06.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3420    πŸ” 1209    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 38

> New tech platform sets up
> Furries flock to it and essentially are the core reason it's user base grows rapidly
> Website becomes popular
> Website starts banning NSFW/adult content
> Starts to marginalize furries once it no longer needs them
> Rinse and repeat

😞

15.08.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

the process to actually close my account:

read the help documents, they do not help > try the support chat, it's AI and has no idea what 'delete my account' could possibly mean > log a support ticket > ticket gets updated but I can't see the updates without registering on an entirely seperate site

11.08.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spun up an Oracle Cloud instance for a wee tech project, and whew. Just. Yikes. One of the most unpleasant and anti-user systems I've ever seen and this is for a service they presumably want me to like and pay for.

I don't generally touch Oracle stuff but I'm going to be avoiding it even more.

11.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t remember anything that has felt more foisted upon us than AI. repeatedly telling us why we actually need is like thinking a joke will get funnier the more you explain it.

16.07.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6093    πŸ” 1198    πŸ’¬ 197    πŸ“Œ 83
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Here’s a comic I drew when I was 19.

16.07.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope I worded that right! Basically the required person should be a semi-regular user of screen reader technology and familiar with it as a primary tool, not someone who uses it rarely and lightly for tech demos (or someone who just downloaded NVDA when they saw this skeet).

08.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for a UK-based user of screen reader assistive technology on Windows (eg JAWS or NVDA) for a short paid user study. No required tech knowledge or location, just that you're comfortable regularly using a screen reader for web browsing and have an existing set-up for it.

Drop me an @!

08.07.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's pretty telling that responses to this quickly got crabby.

08.07.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great to see you too! πŸ’œ Gotta save up the proper swears for the *really* big important issues of course. 😁

04.07.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yolk Heroes: A Long Tamago ($5.59) - idler, virtual pet, hero raising sim, RPG, fishing minigames, this little game is packed! the Fairy Queen has appointed YOU to raise the hero of legend (she's really busy, you see) that will rise up to defeat the dark lord. store.steampowered.com/app/2417850/...

03.07.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anode Heart ($8.09) - don't come to this looking for a Pokemon-alike, this is more inspired by the Digimon World games.

you take the role of the amnesiac robot named Seek, teaming up with digital beasts named Tama to discover your true purpose. store.steampowered.com/app/1592750/...

03.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Blood Typers ($8.99) - Multiplayer horror typing action ideal for Typing of the Dead fans or L4D fans who like their shit weird, where EVERYTHING is keyboard driven. type your way through procgen life or death situations alone or with friends for grand fun. store.steampowered.com/app/2790330/...

02.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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