Jared Cowie

Was it Emmy Noether? It’s insane how much modern science rests on her insights. How can she not be a household name?!

And if he offered you an apricot, best not to accept...

I saw a suggestion that it was because he's getting lost on the way... 😬

‘I made him a compelling offer.’

Perhaps your sub-editor should read it first.

Someone should ask him to draw a clock.

Why can't we see something funny?

"I gotta hold onto my angst..."

Just put the fries in the fucking bag.

One aspect of Kissinger's peace prize that is often overlooked is how much it enraged Nixon... Just... puttin' that out there.

This is a discussion about a speech made by the leader of the opposition in the UK, so… er … thank you for your contribution. But now kindly fuck off.

I expect we’ll hear a lot about Kavanaugh stops in the aftermath of the midterms.

Literally boils down to him building his hopes up after being told “we have to find something to work on together”

Some moron took a bunch of meetings and took the “we have to find something to work on together” spiel at face value. I mean… it’s embarrassing.

Hides behind a curtain.

Often gets the horns.

Frequently tossed by the bull.

I’m mean, hey— if that’s what you’re into… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not a single shred of introspection. No hint of contrition. Screw them.

Cavers gonna cave. I will wait for some lasting indicia of spine before I give them another penny.

Jeff Goldblum is at a Hollywood party and phones his guru, telling him "I forgot my mantra"

similar vibes...

I think he probably used at least two of them to get over his murdered girlfriend?

Seriously though, I love this film.

Interesting as well that when he moved to a format that has its own theatricality, well-understood by his opponents (i.e. the Parliamentary debating style used in the Oxford and Cambridge Unions), he got owned again and again...

OMG the copium! He was one of yours - you know, the type to post memes espousing political violence "ironically" wink wink... I mean, just look at you with your cute widdle guillotine, hiding behind anonymity like the cowardly piece of shit you are.

[Harry Nilsson starts playing]

Not today you fucking turd

This is fucking degrading.

Which aspects?

What’s wrong, honey? You’ve barely touched your [checks notes] … dioxide.

[shudder]

I love this film so much - one of my favourite films, let alone Bond films.

There was nearly something else as well... Oh well!