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Jared Cowie

@jaredc.bsky.social

British/Australian/NZ screenwriter. Black List 2014. Occasional lawyer. Repped by Curtis Brown and UTA. WGAw.

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Bet he got a reading recently.

31.07.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what Trump's saying is that he wasn't big/successful enough to contribute a letter. That tracks.

28.07.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worst The Substance sequel ever.

26.07.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A list, eh? Interesting.

25.07.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure that [checks notes] pardoning Epstein's child sex trafficker will really help sell his credentials as [checks notes] someone who is in no way implicated in a broader conspiracy.

25.07.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, whatโ€™s Trumpโ€™s endgame here? Is it really going to help him shake the taint of these allegations to pardon his good friend Ghislaine for child sex trafficking??

Unsurprisingly, he has not thought this through.

25.07.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bill Murray as Dr Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters proclaims another successful ghostbusting assignment., stating that "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Bill Murray as Dr Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters proclaims another successful ghostbusting assignment., stating that "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

We came, we saw...

23.07.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me call Siegfried and/or Roy...

22.07.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What investors haven't noticed is that they've spent five years panicking that people not working in offices screws up the revenue from their massive commercial real estate portfolios, but the promise of AI is a future of no one working in an office, stamping in their face forever.

21.07.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
MAGA Claim About Trumpโ€™s Epstein Birthday Letter Instantly Crumbles Trumpโ€™s supporters claim he would never use one word in the letter. Well, hereโ€™s video proof.

Some additional receiptsโ€ฆ

newrepublic.com/post/198123/... MAGA Claim About Trumpโ€™s Epstein Birthday Letter Instantly Crumbles | The New Republic

20.07.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No-one is offering ยฃ500 for a fake gold ring, either, you utter imbecile. That's not the important part of the scam. Can you genuinely not even conceive of how a scam based on (fake) inside information about the (fake) value of an item might work??

20.07.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, chill the fuck out.

Also, dunning-kruger.com is still available for you.

20.07.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With respect, you're being a little dense. Who said the domain name had to be for a company? Or a company already in existence? Or have any intrinsic value to anyone at all?

The scam relies on one thing and one thing alone: greed.

20.07.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if they don't bite? They move on to the next mark...

20.07.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you thought you had information that made it much more valuable to you than the current owner, why not? You can drive a hard bargain.

The scam relies on them asking for an unreasonable amount knowing that somewhere there's a mark thinking only of that ยฃ80k they can sell it for...

20.07.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might be an update of the found ring scam: they see the registration has lapsed and renew it. Intermediary offers you 80k for the domain, and so you buy it back from the new owner for ยฃx thinking youโ€™ll make a tidy profit.

โ€ฆand then you never hear from the intermediary again.

20.07.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever you do, no matter how frustrating it gets, do not drop the prefix.

Even if it works, you do *not* want to tell a computer that your name is Sarah Connor.

17.07.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly - unless we get testable hypotheses, this is just a really great Texas Sharpshooter bot.

16.07.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What, like, draw a clock?

15.07.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can only imagine the shame the Americans felt as they let slip a โ€œheckโ€ in the heat of the moment.

15.07.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonโ€™t see Kevie no moreโ€ฆ

13.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the articles linking em-dashes to ai appeared within days of me having set up a really neat keyboard shortcut for themโ€ฆ ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

12.07.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disappointed by the absence of em-dashes in this post.

12.07.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point I'm just going to watch it.

12.07.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make Giant Mutated Sea Bass with Lasers on their Heads Great Again

03.07.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We have to find something to work on together..." they said, as they packed up their gear and shipped back out.

23.06.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmm. A little mainstream for my tastes.

I'm into stumblecore.

15.06.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

North Korea has excellent parades. We need to start calling him โ€œLilโ€™ Kimโ€.

15.06.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Makes sense though

14.06.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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