Martin Boon

A projection within a projection within a projection. A mirror of stupidity reflecting itself into infinity

Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.

I honestly never thought I could hate a government as much as the last one, but here we are

He's like the anti-Abraham Lincoln

An angry sphincter

if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test

This government really is quite the cunt magnet

“I’ll have the Roger Stone, please…”

Three years ago, Rodrigo Duterte was president with a public approval rating of roughy +60. Now...

Spydere man Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondrye webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo, anon cometh Spydere Man

Diplomacy, as described by Ambrose Bierce: "The patriotic art of lying for one's country."

The kind of person who thinks using the Twitter handle Harry Bolz is amusing? I could go on

Wouldn’t dismiss any of this but Musk is very much an idiot, as are his barely pubescent minions

It's...not countering if....it's....the same stuff.

Important always to remember that the people spearheading the hatred of “mass immigration” think that the ideal number of non-white immigrants in the country is zero.

Not to mention the 3m suppressed votes that Greg Palast uncovered

Thought so. It’s behind a paywall, so didn’t know if the piece was saying they were stunned into silence by his amazing oratory

The speech or the piece about it?

Bloody immigrants

Nosferatu loud

Almost performatively useless

if you shat a massive brick because you were so sure that Obama was born in Kenya, just wait until you find out that our current president was born in South Africa

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Siqi Chen tweets: "I have it on good authority that the most airtight NDA on the planet is the one signed by the team of progamers ghostplaying diablo ib for elon". This above a news story claiming that Musk is now rated the top player of said game on Earth.

The thing about Elon is he's a harrowingly *recognisable* freak. His weirdness is not exotic. He's THE standard weird guy everyone has met, the kind who can't tell jokes, ruins parties, and lies about how good he is at things like Diablo IV. He's THAT GUY, except he became the richest man on Earth.