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ok I could not have guessed he just had a REAL bullet in there & would shoot a guy in the head lol

Garland looking kind of drippy here

Vogue cover featuring Timothée Chalamet. It kind of looks like a Doctor Who poster.

new Doctor Who looks good!

flying across the country tonight & landing at 5am ET

Drawing of Wolverine chained to an atomic bomb.

flying across the country at 6am ET this morning, bub.

wanna quit my job so bad but I can’t until I’m done with Invisalign (need dental insurance). check this space in ~5 months to see where we’re at

I do feel that The Rizzler is a Lynchian character. Like, he would have been friends with Dougie in The Return.

drag king name:

Johnny Cocksville

a really good Gilded Age meme featuring Bertha Russell. It says “I’m joining the war on divorce on the side of the divorcees.”

just one battle after another for Big Bertha Russell

Shot of Bob, Windom Earle, and Dale Cooper in the Black Lodge from TWIN PEAKS.

type of shit I get up to when I’m all alone in the band rehearsal space. really productive day!

Carrie Coon as Bertha Russell on THE GILDED AGE.

Ian McShane as Al Swearengen on DEADWOOD.

there’s still time to do a Gilded Age x Deadwood crossover. I need to see these two chop it up!

need to be put in the Machine that makes you Better!

drawing of Darkseid working at a McDonald’s.

I have been getting so superhero-pilled after watching SUPERMAN a couple weeks ago. It’s time to go back to the old me. I’ll take the usual, Darkseid.

A bag of Nathan’s Jumbo Crinkle Cut French Fries on the kitchen counter.

these are essentially a health food. they are like 99% potato & 1% preservative (have not read ingredients). most importantly, they are good for the SOUL.

I would have been one of the cavemen that got addicted to a psychoactive plant.

recent dream I had:

getting all the homies together to rent various storefronts within a dead mall & revitalizing the local economy with our unique, community-focused small businesses.

Comic Book illustration of Beppo, the Super Monkey.

I don’t even WORK for DC anymore and yet, I have purchased a ticket to see #Superman at 9am ET this coming Sunday. I just want an excuse to eat popcorn & drink soda really early! #GunnToMyHead

internet is out so I’m just opening the slack app to make sure the little green icon is next to my name while I scroll on my phone looking at monkey pics and other nonsense

photoshopped image of a wizard pondering a crystal ball. the wizard's face has been replaced with Captain Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. the orb has been replaced by a baseball.

The Emissary ponders his orb.

thank you for keeping us all in the loop tonight ! ! !

Hamtaro looks shocked following news that Zohran Mamdani will win the Democratic primary race for Mayor of New York City. There is much work to be done in the general election, but he is hopeful for the future.

I’M GONNA FINALLY LIVE IN A CITY WITH A GOOD MAYOR?!?

really been enjoying this image lately

A screenshot from KINGDOM HEARTS featuring Donald Duck and Goofy dressed as pirates alongside Captain Barbosa and various pirates from the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN franchise.

It only takes a moment to connect with your mates…

me at the restaurant where everything is nasty&gross:

can I get a grilled sneeze with french flies? and to drink I’ll have a Dr. Pooper. Thanks!

going on vacation in one month & honestly not sure I will be able to return to work afterwards.

I think about purchasing a PlayStation 5 every day. Can gaming heal my soul? It’s possible suppose…

A text message group chat called “Fart Nuggets” where the boys discuss what Bluesky is. The photo for the group chat is an image of Neo from The Matrix.

Sometimes, it’s hard being the trailblazer in the boys chat…

we did it folks, time for a little reward

I’m gonna walk a minimum of 20K steps tomorrow. Maybe more if I’m lucky!

a 4.5 star Letterboxd review of the David Cronenberg film THE SHROUDS.

Letterboxd is so great, I can just go over there & cook for a couple mins without looking at any other nonsense!!