Looking for work feels really good, actually. Indeed, the longer the process continues, the easier it becomes wow.
What a pleasure it is; incredible.
Oh wow.

A damn loss. I will hold it in my heart

I can’t google the your boy nirvana tweet even though I really want it

Sending condolences and keeping y’all in my thoughts

Hoping everyone’s as well as can be.
Miss a ton of folk and also don’t really know what to say. Besides a wishing of the best.

Shitting straight out of my asshole in da city dat neva sweeps

Shouts out hanging in record-breaking graveyard of monuments New Yawk City

Lots of feelings of anger and abandonment cropping up today, folks

Thinking? Problematically 😈

The bus should have a jukebox amenity they put me in charge of

What do I do if I can’t sell my laundry?

What the fuck is this commercial about… a dad doing a TikTok dance challenge to talk to his teen about vaping???

I think I just caught the tail end of a commercial for Jesus on ESPN flipping through channels???

Yet you face the day with the power of millions-cats

How many times on average do you die of horny per quarter

Storing my dick in a Botox set

Here comes May bringing Better Lovers and Imperial Triumphant and Melt-Banana and Neil Hamburger trying to break my bank

You could perch your balls on your wrist like a watch’s print ad. You could do all sorts of things

I want to hop in the shower but I want a nap maybe a little bit more. So if someone could give me a sponge bath while I doze in the tub that’d be so fucking sick

I’m fussin’

Step that butt up to the plate- we’re doing hell things

I’ve been quiet as hell online because mostly I’m just adjusting to new life paradigms and whatnot but I’m doing okay here’s me hanging out with a dog last week

For me, if I’m shitting? It’s gotta be out of my ass.

Death from lack of head is real.
Or at least could be maybe

Crying to Told Slant like it’s 2013. Which is as good a time machine as any

👏👏👏

When it rains, that old man snores

Pretty chill the way Covid caught up with me a week before I’m supposed to travel to see family at the during one of the loneliest most painful times in my life.
Pretty rad as hell.

I haven’t kissed in so long.
Got me wondering if I’m dead