Adam

correct, Bill. thanks

I've worked in corporate law for 23 years, but unfortunately I'm only looking for opportunities in the torte arena, not the tort arena.

Alt text: it's Jim Carrey in The Mask, eyes bulging and unhinged jaw dropped to the table. It was also supposed to be a gif.

Ahh yes, Ahegaoitis can be diagnosed once it starts affecting the muscles of the mouth and jaw. Example seen here in its late stages:

Thank you for raising awareness of Ahooooogahitis

I saw We're Disabled Daniel Not Werewolves open for Heatmiser in the 3rd bay of the Belle Tire in Northville, IL back in '92

It certainly was evidence. Evidence that he was collecting cp.

When did Trayvon Martin get to go back to the scene with cops and tell his story?

Man, if Zimmerman had just done his domestic violence *before* his psych eval, the police department would have hired him.

Conscience? He has enough ready-to-wear excuses to paper over, oh I'd say about 30 years of sore conscience.

Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.

As an individual, Ted Cruz bears more responsibility for these deaths than possibly any other person. Nobody could have stopped it, but he was in a position to have done more than any of us ever could. And he chose to let them die.

Well I'm goofy and have a big fat ass but I'm probably still not cool cuz I like reading and building Legos and working in the yard and just generally making people laugh and be happy, y'know? People hate that 😞

Who's Afraid of Zohran Mamdani? And what it means to be an immigrant on July 4th

New, from me:
The Times published a piece accusing a man born in Africa as claiming to be African-American in a failed college admission.

They viewed this story to be newsworthy enough to grant anonymity to a eugenicist working with hacked personal data.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/whos-afrai...

sooooooo, there was nothing newsworthy whatsoever about how Mamdani filled out the forms.

but you never would have asked about the forms if the white supremacist eugenicist, whom you misleadingly called and 'academic', hadn't illegally obtained them and shared them with his friend, your editor?

I was just out grilling hot dogs whilst the robins fed their 3 babies a gigantic beetle in their nest in my pergola. Gross as hell to watch, but my dogs ended up perfect.

I caught an Eastern Kingbird just yesterday!! First time ever hearing one in my backyard!

There's zero downside to her not losing it. If she doesn't lose it? They show up whenever, hang, and have a great time.

It's not newsworthy that he correctly filled out an insufficient college application form 15 years ago. It's not a stain on his character that he didn't lie about any part of it.

1. "Marino Casino" is fun to say

2. Bonus points because you can say "I'm Dublin down!" when your blackjack dealer gives you an 11 at the Casino at Marino

NYT, her podcast with Matty, etc

Now tell us more about how ol' puddinghead ratfucked the train unions.

Oh right, because he didn't hold a press conference and announce it that way?

I'd say, after cops were already beating and arresting college kids and Biden'a first statement was misrepresenting the protests and condemning the protestors, that was when.

That's good enough shorthand for me.

"She didn't choose"

How close are you to reaching 90° in your efforts to bend backwards to avoid finding fault in the ONLY people in the country who had the power and opportunity to do something?

I'm guessing you're at least 70° backwards by now. Do you use your knees or just bend at the waist?

Not the train engineer union though, right?

And he was such a lefty he sent cops to beat and arrest college kids.

Not committing genocide *should* be stuff that we *all* like. That is indeed a defensible ethos.

But A LOT of Democrats don't like not-genocide.

Either do the Democrats, Jane.

Look around.

Democrats have guaranteed this outcome by squandering every opportunity to improve working Americans' lives, every single time they've had the power to do so, since 1980.

They did the baaaaaaare minimum for us for 40 years. Now they *can't* win.

Mongolian Goat BBQ is also goated

Don't blame the baby!!

...you probably just heard me crying from all the way over here

it's nice to finally have proof for what we all already knew: that transphobes have been corrupting the processes & institutions of the UK to enact a project to eliminate trans people from public life

"gender critical" lobby groups are engaged in antidemocratic subterfuge to erode human rights