The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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Good mountain morning to you.
15.10.2025 12:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Knitting catβs work is unending.
#knitlife is purrfect
13.10.2025 21:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cables!
#knitlife learning
10.10.2025 15:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Made for niece. Knitting as fast as possible on a weekend. Found the yarn to be horrid. Do not recommend. I am sure this yarn has discouraged many new knitters who are told cotton wash cloths are a great starter project.
#knitlife dirty secrets
05.10.2025 01:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Almost done
#knitlife
30.09.2025 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@jenifersf.bsky.social the 12 littles have new transitional digs.
27.09.2025 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not at this time.
27.09.2025 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
First outside play time for the chicks.
24.09.2025 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yardtime with chickens spent felting scrap yarn into cat toys.
#knitlife versatility.
23.09.2025 16:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Morning tea view.
23.09.2025 11:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The blocking party continues. I am going to make an argument that if you knit or crochet an item for someone, it is perfectly acceptable to just do the knitting/crochet. Let them tuck tails and block the thing.
#knitlife tedium
21.09.2025 16:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The best of the best.
21.09.2025 14:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Blocking party. Eight tiny sweaters pinned down until they behave.
#knitlife can be cruel
21.09.2025 04:30 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
If you call me, chances are Kitsune meowing will be the first thing you hear when I answer. Yes, you are on speakerphone. Say hello back.
21.09.2025 04:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Finished weaving in tails. Ran water. Put item in for the blocking soak. Doing shit. I have no idea how long itβs been. Soaking time is just a recommendation, right?
#knitlife has no concept of time
What day is it? Whatβs my name again?
14.09.2025 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Youβre sitting outside watching your chickens when a deer decides to join the party.
06.09.2025 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Knitting cat knows the assignment.
05.09.2025 12:30 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My take out the garbage view this morning. The cloud is still asleep in the valley and my neighbors are breakfasting al fresco.
05.09.2025 12:21 β π 92 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
My role in this is as furniture. Iβm just glad this beautiful creature sits on me and demands that I hold still for her.
03.09.2025 19:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I love the cheeps.
30.08.2025 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A chicken in hand is worth something.
30.08.2025 16:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Chicken content.
30.08.2025 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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30.08.2025 15:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βYou only got 6?β
So, I went and got 6 more.
30.08.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Remembering how much I enjoy the sound of chicks.
29.08.2025 02:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Picked up a box of chicken while I was out today.
29.08.2025 00:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There are new chicks.
29.08.2025 00:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The drive to town. Getting there is all the fun.
26.08.2025 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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