Corollary observation: Judging from recent media revelations, we can order three obsessions of the political and corporate elites:
1. AI
2. Protecting sexual predators
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@middlea.bsky.social
I hope I get old enough to be interviewed about the secret to my longevity and answer, “I shoved a pine cone up my ass once a week.” Then I want live long enough to read about a new techbro trend of shoving a pine cone up the ass.
Corollary observation: Judging from recent media revelations, we can order three obsessions of the political and corporate elites:
1. AI
2. Protecting sexual predators
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📌The real sanctuary city is where money and power protect you from the consequences of sex trafficking, or influence peddling ...
Not the small Midwestern city where trying to help a lady get up after she gets maced gets you shot in the back of the f**ing head."
-Jon Stewart
starting an initiative called “Project 12:01 PM” that’s just a list of executive orders that get autopenned before “…so help me god” stops echoing off the mall
- demo the arch
- chisel the tacky vandalism off the Kennedy center, USIP, WH, pentagon
- repeal and revert every EO
- etc
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
24.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 1926 🔁 286 💬 14 📌 8My follow-up question: Can babies vomit in the womb?
15.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never escaping the adage "men are afraid that women are laughing at them; women are afraid that men will kill them"
09.01.2026 19:11 — 👍 2011 🔁 599 💬 11 📌 10Oh, go fuck a couch
08.01.2026 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ICE agent who murdered Renee Nicole Good and fled the scene has deleted all of his social media accounts. The Trump administration says he is currently at home on paid leave, enjoying time with his family. After this administration, we are going to need a Nuremberg Trials 2.0.
08.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 3117 🔁 795 💬 177 📌 37Disappointed road kill bear cub or severed whale head didn’t make the top of the pyramid
08.01.2026 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Substitute Charlie Kirk for Ms Good and they’d get fired.
08.01.2026 17:34 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0This would be a good moment for top editors in our major news organizations to call a meeting to announce to their staff that Trump has lost his mind and you don’t have to cover him like he’s normal anymore.
07.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 2360 🔁 557 💬 40 📌 20Her finger was in his face, but her foot was crushing his balls under that table
06.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once, there were probably a lot of Trump babies. I assume most were aborted and incinerated
16.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nuremberg 2026
12.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t mention that after this is over, the ICE thugs should be put on trial in a Nuremberg type trial, and I assure you that “I was just following orders” will get the same response here as it did then. No one bought that defense.
12.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 53 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Would spray foam insulation work? Asking for a friend
26.09.2025 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought he was drawn like an organ grinder monkey
23.09.2025 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Satire is dead.
01.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 402 🔁 47 💬 10 📌 0Yeah, it’s well known he juices. Pretty obvious, too.
30.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Am hoping for ass cancer. Please be ass cancer.
29.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0U of M you are literally a lawyer factory. Why the fuck did you cave? Push back you morons. Trump folds like a cheap suit every time.
27.08.2025 03:43 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And yet they will likely support a Trump 3rd term
24.08.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The hand bruising is likely from repeated blocking of Epstein files.
23.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
22.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 1351 🔁 289 💬 29 📌 15Watch out for sandwiches!
21.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus, how many girls did he rape?
21.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0RFKJR should be arrested and charged with Murder of every kid who died of the Measles! He is a worthless waste of Oxygen.
10.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Is someone compiling a list of who are the shits we need line up in front of a brick wall and shoot? ‘Cause this guy is one
25.07.2025 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Sorry,Sir. I didn’t swallow fast enough and dripped jizz on you shoes”
25.07.2025 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0