Anathema

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS

Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark

Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap

The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name

He did this six times

Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

@christinelove.bsky.social is this anything

Chun-Li,
Chun-Li,
Chun-Li,
Chun-Liii...
I'm begging of you please don't kikoken

Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.

woke up in frustration from a dream in which:
I tried to explain the "already depicted you..." meme to my dad, but accidentally ended up telling him about a nonexistent, incoherent meme involving "honcels" and "femoids" instead

is there a way to have my brain removed

only if you want it to be

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in my experience, you get to feel that way about 8-10 months before a global pandemic rips everything away from you and forces you back into your old way of living, and then it disappears and never comes back, leaving you to wonder if it was ever even real...
ymmv

[rod serling voice]
The signal presently arriving through your television receiver ...

contains JOI -- from the Twilight Zone.

I think my favorite musical will be "Catgirls" (2133), by renowned hyperpop theatre composer, Android Lewd Webber.

how did you come up with the name

mm, yes, that's interesting...
but actually I'm special

you don't really count as "having kids" until you have enough to lose several to preventable diseases without changing your tax bracket

"Alright, I guess I'm just gonna have to take your word for it that these "nazy" guys were pretty "bad" (supposing they were even real) but I still don't see what that has to do with politics. Lots of things have skulls on them."

hey bsky, let's try something out...
what's your most damning personal secret that you've never shared? the deep shame or fear that keeps you up at night and makes it hard to get truly close to people?

mine is, every time i perform my "magic trick" i die for real and get replaced by another clone

how does everyone find these blocklists even, i want in on it but the search function is useless

why are you spreading this misinformation

"by the numbers, the marvel cinematic universe is bigger than the civil rights movement was - by an order of magnitude"

makes you think, doesn't it

-- Willup Stencil, popular bluesky opinionaire

look at this guy instead

actually, Vegeta was the planet

actually, I'm special

stick figures with labels. the one labeled "you" is shooting the words "FUCK BILLS" at one labeled "paper money", who is reflecting the attack to a figure labeled "bill maher who absolutely deserves it"

i just woke up from a dream where some people brought me to a food court taco bell -- and just a sprinkle of dream logic later, i was leading a horrified throng of diners, all weeping and wailing "I'M SUCKING MEAT OUT OF A BAG" as we started tearing the restaurant apart

actually most dragon ball characters would say "get out of here now! cell could be here at any moment!"

goku: "oh, like me! yeah my body changed too. i used to be the same size as krillin but then one day i was way taller"

"i also used to have a tail but not anymore. wanna go have a fight in 64 x gravity?"

if you have adhd, lack of executive function may make it hard to keep yourself organized, keep up with the people u love, or even just make it hard to sleep normally. luckily, there’s help: with just one pill, you can instead play roguelikes for 14 straight hours while rubbing urself unable to cum

"being a spine surgeon is terrible for your back" -- ok, got it

out of all that, i was least ready for Pensive Conan

omg, you unlocked my childhood memory of the "you haven't been flossing!" lady

i don't remember any other part of it