I just remembered the ring commercial last night where they seem to imply they had facial recognition for dogs. What a crazy thing to say.

Countless hours of informative entertainment
AND
life saving Valentine's Day tips. Is there anything this guy can't do??
When I'm having my "thanks for the cauliflower" Valentine's Day sex, I'll be thinking of Michael Hobbes.

I don't understand how people are still posting much anti ICE stuff over there. i got banned over a year ago over nothing

23 1/2 hours. almost there

he rewards himself with extra ferments if he can manage to make it horrifying too

what, the family can't warm themselves on your plumpers?

That's a fun word. I wanna hear Eminem say it

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Let's see him stand up for the children going hungry and getting substandard education in the state he represents. Not just the ones raped by politicians whose job he'd like to have

Man, I just moved to Kentucky and I have to keep reminding myself that this guy just happens to be a broken clock on this one thing. But for now... you go, Thomas Massie!

Every dollar they give to chance the rapper is a dollar that won't be vaporized when this bubble pops. So there's that.

Morgana loves plantain daiquiris, ballroom dancing, killing rats as big as herself and most of all, the camera

A subtropical glamour cat for a chilly #caturday
Don't let Morgana's love for the camera fool you. This little beast is a prolific hunter

Technically a "got that frog in you" joke would have worked here as well

Lucky for you there was a freak snowstorm in north Florida last winter and i am now a snow expert.

Shooting the snow, while very fun, doesn't move much snow and will only wake the alligators from their torpor state. Which is HILARIOUS, seeing those stubby little legs slipping on the ice. Do it!

"inside of you is one frog..."

An impossibly heavy black and white cat stretches out for his third nap of the morning. Also he sleeps on his back like a perfectly normal cat.

Satan, If you're listening, I'd like to be half as comfortable as this 25 pound walking bowling ball of a cat. Just once. Please. I'll give you anything

Man, Reddit was such an interesting mixture of the most credulous, charitable people on earth, the unwell and gutter racists.
Unfortunately the gutter racists got control of most of the subs. So most of the people telling her to run will be banned from the site in a few weeks.

Mine do too. By meowing all night until I wake up.
But also by being great cats

The real dinosaur bones were the penises of all the pedos they met along the way

Yeah, idk if implying the opposite of Arab is "decent family man and hardworking American" or whatever drivel he said is necessarily much better. I thought he got too much credit for that at the time and I probably believe that even more firmly now.

Lol they must have dropped it pretty hard to flatten it like that

Have I been taking acid wrong? How do they keep from getting paper cuts on/in their penises?

It really scared me when I saw it and realized that the dad from family ties could just show up in anything.

FULL SCORPION 🦂

That was rousing as hell. Well put.

The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences

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There is a pretty interesting article about how they think about this stuff by Douglas Rushkoff I think. They spend a lot of time thinking about how to control the body guards, pilots, etc.
Spoiler alert
They never think to just treat them decently.

Damn. I guess my flare gun is just gonna have to stay a flare gun.

We'll slap some body cams on 'em. It'll be fine.

We gotta be a little more discerning about amplifying AI publicity stunts, guys.