Nick H

So glad I'm not the sort of football fan who finds this sort of shit exciting

Is that a Union Jack with different colours I see?

There's far too many grown adults about wearing Inter Miami t-shirts

Please spread the incredible chant contained within. In the interests of keeping up traffic #numbers you'll have to click on the article to find out what it is

That dogs at polling stations hashtag is going to seem very hollow next election isn’t it. Posting a photo of a King Charles spaniel outside a library in lewes while Farage is on the steps of Downing Street announcing he’s just made Dapper Laughs home secretary.

This game could end 4-7

Fratton Park absolutely packed in its asymmetric way. Away end full to burst. Proper football.

Tony Gubba

This is very funny as I just walked into town to get a haircut and had the exact same problem, so bolted

VJ Day: The WW2 veteran who moved Queen Camilla to tears Yavar Abbas reflects on his experiences on the front line - and the wars engulfing the world today.

Perhaps not the best or most accurate of headlines. This is the extraordinary story of an extraordinary man. share.google/mO5AssxfjXm8...

Nah you're alright

Here I am worried that my tomato plants will not take to the new fine spray mist I have to give them at precisely 6.37am each morning

@terriwestgate.bsky.social look at this guy growing tomatoes by accident

Test cricket could 'bankrupt' nations - Australia CEO Todd Greenberg Cricket Australia chief Todd Greenberg warns the traditional Test format could lead to bankruptcy for certain nations and calls for a slimmer schedule.

This is total horseshit. Pathetic of the BBC to not even question the motives of *checks notes* the head of Cricket Australia www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.

#OnThisDay in ’72 Fittipaldi won the #AustrianGP in a Lotus 72D. Pic: a lap-15 DNF with a fuel injection issue was Reutemann’s Brabham BT37, which he’d qualified 5th, the best quali result for a less-than-stellar Brabham. Trackside signage has come a long way these past 53 years.

Lovely stuff

The positive vibes from this first half performance are exactly why I find it baffling you don't play a proper team on cup games. Surely this is worth much more than a bit of a rest

That weird buzz noise before you get a text

Starter pack of #ncfc types here for any new arrivals go.bsky.app/495H6vJ

Once again another banger of an episode. Was genuinely crying with laughter at the final round. Lucky I was listening at home and not in public

Spanish FA approves plans to play Villarreal-Barcelona La Liga match in USA The Spanish FA approves plans to host December's La Liga match between Villarreal and Barcelona in the USA.

Grim www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The ACN Match Review – Millwall (h) Phhhht. Balloon deflated. Paul Buller reviews Liam Manning's first competitive Norwich City home game.

'Give it time'. 'Rome wasn't built in a day'. 'The players need to gel'. Disappointingly, none of these phrases are used in this review by @paulbb66.bsky.social . #NCFC

Well

Medieval Norwichians living on St Andrews/Princes Street: "I can't believe I've got to drive all the way to church. On a Sunday! All the way to church!"

I just hope there's a bit more unreliability. Unpredictability basically kept F1 going in the V10 and V8 eras despite the lack of close on track stuff, but we keep trying to make things more predictable (yes I'm looking at you AWS)

I hateee this shit. Hate it. A modern disgrace