Matt Yake

crown was straight lol

I think looking at overall inflation rate can be a little misleading regarding everyday spending. For example, I keep close track of my family's grocery spending and we spent ~20% more in 2025 than 2024 with no changes to what we were buying

By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans

A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

I used to live in Hampden, on the Woodberry side, and would regularly see deer walking down the middle of the street in the mornings

BALTIMORE: If you have insight into the large fleet of unmarked government vehicles that recently appeared in the National Guard Armory parking lot, please email us or message me on Signal at michael.7395.

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

bobcat boys are going apeshit in charles village

these concentration camps, DHS, and the entire administration, at the very least, must be completely destroyed. FREE THEM ALL

3D garbage matrix

snow pile at old town mall is craaaazzzzy

rather, I hope *they are sad. don't wanna misgender the account/agency I hate

I can't and I hope he is!

free them all

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

today marks six months of no alcohol for me please clap

city is alerted to an easy improvement and says "yeah, nah"

A portable generator powering the traffic light control box at St Paul St and Saratoga St

somewhat related - we're using portable generators to run the lights at St Paul and Saratoga what the fuuuuuuck

often the answer is "yes, multiple times, over the course of months" and nothing happens. now what?

so sick of being asked "did you report it to 311"

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

I dunno, maybe we give matriarchy a shot

can't move snow spent all the money on police 🤷

do they do consent decrees for DOT

it's been a whole week!

time to purge baltimore city dot and start over

crazy that they were in person today

are other cities this bad at transportation?

this morning was my first time driving since the storm and holy shit it's crazy out here