It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

So glad I exist in a time when vaccines are questioned, climate change is a lie, the earth isn’t round, but SUPPORT ISRAEL BECAUSE SKY DADDY SAID SO

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE!
Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin

Visit www.takedowntesla.com

touching grass is not enough i need chuck schumer to be scared to do his book tour

These were seen in London.
London fucking ROCKS!💪

Billionaires at Trump’s Swearing-In Have Since Lost $210 Billion As Donald Trump took the oath of office on Jan. 20, he was flanked by some of the world’s wealthiest people. The billionaires present that day — including Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg — h...

NEW: Five of the billionaires who attended Donald Trump's inauguration have lost a combined $210 billion in wealth since then, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index

It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!

In this last month I have made the mental transition from "air travel is very safe" to "at least it would be a relatively quick way to go"

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

[to Cupid]

Just use the regular arrows, man.

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

Somebody transport me to the alternate universe where Kamala Harris won.

Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter album sounds more country than about 90% of the hick-pop slop that's on country radio today.

Y'all should complain about that before you get mad at her for doing it better.

Trump waiting to see if pilot of Philadelphia plane was a white person or not before blaming diversity for the crash. You think I'm kidding but...

All the people who were firefighting experts last week are now NTSB Air Disaster Investigators.

I love Pho.🍜
It’s impossible for me to be unhappy when I have just eaten pho.
I was sad today, but then I was healed
by Pho.

travel

Jesus was here

Every headline should read "One Week after trump fires FAA staff, the US has its biggest plane crash in over a decade"

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools