Pasha

My Twitter account got locked for a week because I said that @schumer.senate.gov should be shot into the sun for being the worst possible Democrat for this moment.

Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.

One of the things that’s insane is it so much of what is terrible about the world like the attention economy, Facebook, etc all this shit is just advertising. Everything is terrible so that people can find more effective ways to sell you shit

The attention economy is one of the bleakest things I have seen emerge from a post internet society.

We did too much I think. We do too much.

Back in the office, everyone.

But no drinking water or using the bathroom.

Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.

People posting themselves singing to that fucking Kanye HH song

Happy Mothers Day 🤗

Dunno who needs to hear this but chamomile milk tea with some honey, lemony gin, and orange bitters is pretty enjoyable when you like to party like it’s 1986 and you are you’re own grandmother watching murder she wrote.

I’m genuinely surprised at Terrebonne Parish.

Hey, now that we’re all adjusted can we still have some hate for daylight savings time?

I didn’t start using reddit until a few years ago, because the first time I heard of it in 2010 it was my my weirdo cousin. But man it’s more useful than google these days.

The MTG pressed the other day really underscored how psychotic and hostile these people are, like even towards the UK? Anything is possible I fear.

You deserve it, man. That’s for damn sure.

NASA reveals astronauts’ return 'would not have happened' without Trump’s intervention NASA Spokeswoman emphasized the Space X rescue mission of stranded astronauts would not have been a success without President Donald Trump's leadership.

So I worked this mission, and this statement from a clearly politicized propagandist at NASA is disgustingly deceitful. The lies are so blatant that even one of my colleagues who voted for Trump is disgusted.

In 20 years I have never seen anything like this at NASA

www.foxnews.com/politics/nas...

One of my favorite things about you is that you’re such an effortless ambassador for New Orleans, highlighting everything good while playfully mocking the parts best left to a landfill with effortless charm

It’s so fucking funny how so many white people manage to be racist even when they’re being nice

Well, somebody told me this place was run by a Persian so I knew it had to be a successful business

Bro, say less. I’m just a dude like you. No magic powers from the near east.

Well now you mention that there’s a pizza place across the street that was also really delicious

Oh man I was out there for a wedding in September and had the same experience. Absolutely delightful.

I wish Underberg also sold these gallon sized swing bottles

Posting this on bluesky like putting a fork in a microwave

It’s so funny seeing dipshit reactionaries mad at “pronouns in bio” stuff because I know for a fact that every single one of you with an office job has received an email from a person you didn’t know and you had to ask “is that a guy or a girls name?”

Legitimately this kind of shit is why the left will never win. We fight each other over whatever it is and the right somehow stay together long enough to require everyone to have smallpox.

Pretty weird that egg salad is just chopped eggs in an egg sauce but I get it man. That shit tastes great.

Dumbest thing about Chuck Schumer and the corporate Dem strategy - they think people will credit them for being responsible, but people have no memory and Republicans will end up calling them baby raping communists anyway. Meanwhile you lost all leverage to prevent an insane budget

I think maybe sometimes we are too awake.

The reason the Democrats keep acting like cowards, getting nothing done, while the Republicans own everything now is that the Democrats are currently threatening to primary Chuck Schumer but the Republicans threatened to kill their vice president. I’m sorry, but the the US rewards political violence

Pitch black at 7am is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Daylight savings time needs to be packed into a cybertruck and set on fire.

This is the truth, man. Music, ideas, booze, maybe a snack. Let’s have a snack too. I expect St Peter to respect my potato consumption as well.

I don’t really worry about what the meaning of life is. That feels bougie as fuck. But I really do think that you can be satisfied with a life spent reading books you like. That’s pretty impressive, you stupid monkey.

Eons of human evolution and ingenuity leading to modern vaccines and they lasted less than a century before human stupidity reasserted itself.