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It’s so funny that vanilla is a unique and exquisitely delicious miracle derived from a rare orchid and commercial produced through an absurdly expensive pollination effort or you can just juice a beaver.

A closeup of a small section of the Helix Nebula, an expanding shell of gas and dust. Thousands of orange and gold comet-like pillars stream upward from the bottom, like thin liquid blown up a sheet of glass. These pillars are around the circumference of the arced shell, which forms a partial orange semi-circle at the bottom. The pillars are more numerous and denser at the bottom, and darker red. They fade to orange and then yellow in the arc. In the top two-thirds, they are thinner and more golden, and it’s easier to see the black background of space. Several bright blue stars, some with diffraction spikes, are scattered throughout. A few larger stars are on the right side.

📸 This new NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope image reveals the intricacies of the Helix Nebula in stunning detail! 🧬

🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2026/01/Webb_reveals_Helix_Nebula_in_glistening_detail

@science.esa.int @stsci.edu

Me telling my dog that we have to hurry up and get home so I can take a piss while we’re out on a walk has to be the most insane thing imaginable for her

OK, I need to find out where I can find shit like this on blue sky.

Hmmm. Maybe I don’t want to get off the chair after all.

Just trying to think about how Republicans would respond if Biden did what Trump is doing in Minneapolis now.

They’d be calling for civil war, for gun owners to get out into the streets, and they’d probably arrest a bunch of Democrats.

Our party is afraid to start a war that’s already happening.

Take any working immigrant, regardless of their legal status, and I guarantee you they have contributed more to American society than that putrid Steven Miller

Imagine if, hear me out, instead of terrorizing communities and disrupting day to day life, ICE simply didn’t exist. Imagine how much better off we’d be. Our economy. Our mental health.

My entire career has been focused on the health issues that arise during spaceflight. And it’s really frustrating how hard NASA works to hide these risks from the public.

Spaceflight is critical to our future but we do a disservice when we hold our cards too close to our chest.

One might even say that being disrespectful of law enforcement was like our entire founding principle

Man, these people got good skin care products and kick ass soup and now this

You’re just kind of going through your day and then for a split second you remember how many gleefully cruel people there are among us and it kind of takes the wind out of you

Can we say torn apart by otters on this app?

Man I love that Shout Out Louds record

They did btw.

You ruined my scrambled eggs is gonna be bouncing around in my brain for at least the week I think

Just saw a dude bring leftovers into a restaurant and ask them to reheat it for him.

lol everybody’s rewatching Man Men

Very cool to be doing get another oil war in 2025 when it’s like 85° in January

Yes it’s fucked that the US bombed Venezuela to depose its leader and make a few people richer by taking its oil

But what’s crazier is that we used to do this for literal bananas.

My Twitter account got locked for a week because I said that @schumer.senate.gov should be shot into the sun for being the worst possible Democrat for this moment.

Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.

One of the things that’s insane is it so much of what is terrible about the world like the attention economy, Facebook, etc all this shit is just advertising. Everything is terrible so that people can find more effective ways to sell you shit

The attention economy is one of the bleakest things I have seen emerge from a post internet society.

We did too much I think. We do too much.

Back in the office, everyone.

But no drinking water or using the bathroom.

Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.

People posting themselves singing to that fucking Kanye HH song

Happy Mothers Day 🤗

Dunno who needs to hear this but chamomile milk tea with some honey, lemony gin, and orange bitters is pretty enjoyable when you like to party like it’s 1986 and you are you’re own grandmother watching murder she wrote.

I’m genuinely surprised at Terrebonne Parish.