i like that i'm the kind of person who screams at a clancy brown cameo like a super bowl touchdown

Two words: Nuremberg, bitch.

Dear god, please send ICE to Philly so I can watch the snapmap videos of their cars being set on fire while Gritty dances over cowering agents.

a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open

Mmmmmm, X Box logo.

A black cat in a Little People bus being pulled by a toddler. The cat enjoys the ride.

In shitty times like this: cat in a Little People bus.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

Jesus fuck, what did I miss?

OH FOR FUCK SAKE.

We can't even get a straight answer as to how much snow we're supposed to get in my state. We're not good with snow here. I'm legit worried.

Being a woman in the US is fucking terrifying.

I'm so jealous of Canada.

Correction: My toddler has just informed me that the dragon's name is not Watermelon, but Spiky Watermelon.

A green, pink, and white 3d printed dragon toy is perched on a laptop screen, looking down at the screen. The writing on the screen is blurred out. The dragon is highly disappointed.

Watermelon the Slop Dragon supervises my writing process.

(She is disappointed because I haven't gotten anything of substance down.)

Longhorse, my cinnamon scented friend! I hope you're doing well with your studies. 🥰

You mean the aat Germany fixed their own shit in WWII? Oh, wait.

He just needs some sugar cubes.

I will. Thank you for the words of encouragement, shambling corpse.

Meanwhile, I'm weird for collecting, displaying, and wearing animal bones. 🙄

An upside down US flag.

I was stupid to have even the smallest shred of hope for 2026.

Toddler: You're a feather!
Me: Then what are you?
Toddler: A gun?
Me: A GUN? Where did you learn about guns?
Toddler: From Bluey?
Me: FROM BLUEY????

I'm so glad my parents never shied away from it with me. I went to my first funeral at 3 or 4, and my daughter's went to her first funeral at about 14 months old. I don't think anything truly prepares you for the loss of a loved one, but being eased into the concept of death makes it easier.

a blurry picture of a leopard print cat laying on a bed . Alt: A cat bonking another cat.

Come here, let me just

"Is that fireworks or an active shooter" has to be my least favorite game of the holiday season.

a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties . Alt: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties .

Me: I don't want my daughter exposed to slurs until she's old enough to understand them and why we don't use them. We specifically aren't listening to a lot of rap around her until she's older for this reason.

FIL: No problem. *turns on If That Ain't Country by David Allan Coe*

Me:

He's an absolute baby and I love him.

I just heard the Christian cover of Hallelujah and I don't want to be on this earth anymore because of.

A white woman in a black Nekrogoblikon t-shirt and a red and black flannel.

Shout out to John Goblikon for getting me free coffee today. (The cashier at Wawa liked my Nekrogoblikon shirt and didn't charge me.)

Shout out to astigmatism for making Christmas lights just a little extra magical.