Pete

"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf"
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Well I, for one, will use that phrase often. For example, answering someone who makes a daft sweeping statement like that. It’s typically used as a riposte, not starting a conversation.

We know repetition is a good aid for remembering things. So if you think about it, repeating *anything* would really just help to reinforce that collective memory. Sure, you might be talking about *fascism*, but the premise is pretty sound.

I see blue ticks are still stealing content on Twitter. Ah well, if it means more people see it, I suppose this one isn’t so bad!

He’s a drug-addled, dementia suffering, half wit. It’s not an act. If the article is longer than that then it was a waste of words.

Jimmy Butler suspensions:

Musk ‘salutes’ his fans whilst parading Tesla’s through a 1930’s German town

Had this really happened then I assume you’d know you are free to return it and get your money back.

Getting a lot of questions about whether Storm Darragh will effecting my outdoor badminton tournament today. Absolutely not. See you all by the cliffs as usual.

It absolutely could not, unless that means the club finally making money out of him leaving again.

Haven’t seen any playerFC accounts here yet, so that’s got to be a good sign!

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Not sure how they work exactly and whether it’ll pick up everything you want but there’s this one for a start.

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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

b3ta

hu huh, huh, hhhh, let that sink in.. huh huhhh hhh

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the Queen calling Boris Johnson an “idiot” is one of many brilliant revelations in Tim Shipman’s new book