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Spider Onassis

@shitlynn.bsky.social

despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a Miata

77 Followers  |  61 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.5945

Latest posts by shitlynn.bsky.social on Bluesky

This is real. Chicago today.

15.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5365    πŸ” 2080    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 34

join my trivia team :)

22.09.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t seen my therapist in 2 weeks and I just know she’s going to be be sooooo annoyed with the shit I’ve come up with since then

07.07.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taking some time off to focus on my toe splay

01.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aimee mann

29.06.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

justice for d4

17.06.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

enjoying a bag of cheddar combos and listening to Jimmy Eat World

29.03.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

trust me there isn’t

24.03.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as ever, nothing israel does in gaza happens without American complicity. this is our genocide too, never forget it

18.03.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 643    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

I wonder if I will ever be ready to read Crying in H Mart

17.03.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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always thinking about what could have been

16.03.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

she remains at large

16.03.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Aimee Mann

16.03.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my dog: *takes a shit*
me: (chapell roan voice) he gets the job done!

15.03.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4285    πŸ” 2900    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 346

Permanent Daylight Savings 4 day work week 69 vacation days NOW

09.03.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All Nerve is so good…. what a blessing 😭

03.03.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah I’m watching the oscars thanks for asking

03.03.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brit and Auggie on 35mm. @shitlynn.bsky.social

02.03.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish my dog understood that my success directly impacts his success

21.02.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit Mira

18.02.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s seriously unfair that I can’t just enjoy a gummy like everyone else

16.02.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am desperate to have a normal interaction but I got too high and every single cell in my body has been flipping its eyelids inside out nonstop for what feels like hundreds of lifetimes

16.02.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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winter walk pit stop

14.02.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she has a doberman lmao

14.02.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
12.02.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11121    πŸ” 3590    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 13
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and one of these

08.02.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fat lip is another one

08.02.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*some guy is singing the end of the world as we know it at karaoke* this is the kind of song that makes me wish I could tap dance - celia

08.02.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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