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@archivedspork.bsky.social

I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.

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One of my personal style idols. Hell yeah I’m rocking a black sweater, jeans, and saddle shoes to the office.

23.11.2025 05:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cathy Guisewite in a black sweatshirt, relaxed jeans cuffed at the ankle shoes, saddle shoes complete the lewk

Cathy Guisewite in a black sweatshirt, relaxed jeans cuffed at the ankle shoes, saddle shoes complete the lewk

She is one of my style idols

23.11.2025 05:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI

22.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 809    🔁 153    💬 38    📌 37

Wow, what’s it like to be a huge idiot?

23.11.2025 02:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when my bf played with them last year Matt made a point of mentioning every band was at least 1/4 bald

22.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At a Pissed Jeans show you must explode like the Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall

22.11.2025 20:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Took several international flights this summer and it took all my willpower to not yell “fuck you!” at the people in first class with their little recliners and minibars

22.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sorry the syntax in my posts is so sloppy, I swear I’m not stupid

22.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Western view from the Sister Bay Marina Boathouse overlooking Sister Bay Marina, Sister Bay and Green Bay beyond. // Image captured at: 2025-11-22 18:36:06 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Sister Bay: 37.85 F | 3.25 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: SSW at 5.749 mph | 9.25 kph // Humidity: 56%

Western view from the Sister Bay Marina Boathouse overlooking Sister Bay Marina, Sister Bay and Green Bay beyond. // Image captured at: 2025-11-22 18:36:06 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Sister Bay: 37.85 F | 3.25 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: SSW at 5.749 mph | 9.25 kph // Humidity: 56%

Current* conditions near Sister Bay, WI:

22.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been bumped to first class twice in my life: once as an 8 year old, so what’s the point, and once on a flight from Dallas to Albuquerque which is 2 hours, so what’s the point

22.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is it good when the biggest chunk of the economy reminds you of when bevis and butthead kept selling each other chocolate bars using the same dollar back and forth

22.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 77    🔁 29    💬 3    📌 0

the main thing we’ve learned is Olivia Nuzzi does all her sexting in the form of try-hard poetry

22.11.2025 16:58 — 👍 699    🔁 22    💬 15    📌 1

I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again

22.11.2025 04:16 — 👍 2282    🔁 234    💬 53    📌 16

Yeah I feel cramped on planes and I don’t even crack 5’4”

22.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I finally got my Adderall XR prescription filled after being without for 6 months and this what jazz musicians who put benzos in their coffee must have felt like

22.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lizza's post dated Nov 22, 2025

Lizza's post dated Nov 22, 2025

Weird choice to post it so late, right after midnight on a... hey, wait a second. Oh no. Oh... no.

22.11.2025 06:36 — 👍 401    🔁 56    💬 21    📌 29

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

22.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 2650    🔁 220    💬 0    📌 0

MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much

22.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1016    🔁 76    💬 7    📌 0

What’s JK Rowling doing hanging out by the highway?

22.11.2025 06:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They use a lot of compression pedal, yes

22.11.2025 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Milwaukee probably thinks about Minneapolis a lot, actually

22.11.2025 04:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The “I feel bad for you/I don’t think about you at all” meme

The “I feel bad for you/I don’t think about you at all” meme

This goes both ways

22.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is an “I feel bad for you/I don’t think about you at all” situation

22.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Day the Earth Froze is visually striking, if a little slow. Jack Frost is great. Love the Russo-Finnish co-productions.

22.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember hearing that the Edgewood Entertainment films would pay for themselves in the eastern european video market, but someone might have made that up!

22.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Simpsons screenshot. Homer outside Burns' office with a big grin, addressing fellow staffers. Caption: He's doped up or dying or something!

Simpsons screenshot. Homer outside Burns' office with a big grin, addressing fellow staffers. Caption: He's doped up or dying or something!

21.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 84    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 0
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

21.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 15068    🔁 2355    💬 247    📌 155
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Egypt/Palestine area from a plane this summer.

21.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought it said Poop

21.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“He made me look beautiful, beautiful men, beautiful ladies too, beautiful men but you know I love beautiful women, Tina Brown”

21.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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