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Shame Parade, by Split Feet 9 track album

I “discovered” this tape by my old band when I was cleaning out the credenza in my living room. Sorry my reverb is turned up so high.

YouTube video by ZuzuFitzwaller Rat Scat - The Muppets Take Manhattan

They’re going to be cooking at Cozy Corner next

And look at it, it’s so cute

Maybe I was in country ass Wisconsin too long but has the rat situation in Chicago gotten way worse? I used to only see them in alleys, now I leave the house at night and they’re running down the sidewalk like they have to catch a bus

Forklift operator version of MC5's version of Sun Ra's "Starship" called "Forklift".

A sign in a parking lot reads: NOTICE MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES

Welcome to America

Fuckin Rob

You got it! Here's my crack at a translation

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

I will not participate in Taylor Swift discourse but I will subvert gender norms and participate in Rush discourse.

DECADES ago, like when Rush fans were getting shoved into lockers by actual football players

Yeah I think a Canadian band that sings about elves is a great choice for a Super Bowl halftime show

“This thing is true, but I just don’t feel like it’s true”

They have and I hate it. Canonically Homer thinks he just saw Styx on the King Biscuit Flour Hour

“Almost died of heart failure for no reason” feels like a weird thing to say like, is she being defensive?

Weird Nerds: AI is woke actually and will save us!! How dare you do a racism by denying my favorite tree-annihilating autocorrect is sentient!

Actual AI companies:

It’s like, I’m a millennial, I’ve been hooked on the internet for 25 years at this point. But it’s like somewhere along the line my drug of choice went from being the pure good stuff to being laced with PCP. But I still need my fix!

You mean a casserole?

I think a lot of them don’t care and enjoy the fact that they get to tear gas people who disagree with them

I can’t stress enough that the Warren court was the exception and not the rule

Dangerous Chicago street gangs fighting each other, like when a Maniac shot a Cobra outside my apartment in 2007

I judge these people very harshly and yet I’m frequently compelled to check out American fast food in other countries because I hear that they have quirks like vegan options and real plates or the fries are shaped weird and they have rye bread buns.

Delia’s has been gone for a while, I cried bc they were such a great place for short girls to buy pants

Breaking: Human remains of “up to 25 people” found in home owned by Tilly Norwood

Haven’t thought of Angela Anaconda in a while, bravo

If I remember correctly he had to escape on a USS Mondale style laundry ship, too

No millennial I know has ever said that

They say this about millennials now!!!

I noticed that and was like “oh, of course”

my thoughts exactly!