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Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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Trust Me, I'm a docta. unfortunately not the real Mantis Toboggan, just an idiot named Brian that yells about sports, bourbon, and food

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05.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know someone that after Dems flipped the school board back in 2023 that actually pulled all of her kids out of school and homeschooled them because they’d get β€œindoctrinated”. That area is batshit

05.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, favorably quoting Mario Cuomo and calling him a great New Yorker after you just kicked the shit out of his asshole, predator son that turned to Islamophobia as a campaign tool against you…fucking savage

05.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean they love Nazis and the Confederacy….

05.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He may have lost in New Your but he’s sure as shit winning in TΓΌrkiye

05.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s cops, the mob, and the Jost family out there

05.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda bummed Dick Cheney isn’t here to see this

05.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

05.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5069    πŸ” 712    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 362
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04.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and the best part is that since it's the Jets, you know they are royally going to fuck up using the 2 1sts from the Colts

04.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Fuck people, let them starve" is quite the campaign plan and I feel like we may have seen this right around 230 years ago

04.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matthews and Nylander absolutely wrecked them

04.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m half shitfaced at 3 in the afternoon, thanks Steelers

02.11.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quantum physics

02.11.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that bad?

02.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, you always have the leafs…

02.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I want to get mad about the whole ivermectin thing, but on the other hand my company invented it so when idiots buy it, I get paid…

02.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3 and out, 3 and out, turnover on downs 4 plays. Man fuck this team

02.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man fuck this team

02.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lolololololozzzzzz

02.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indy is gonna hang 50 on em today

02.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jonu Smith sucks shit

02.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And why do you need Raid? You’re outside

01.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember how much bitching there was about Kindel being a reach? Just proves that outside of like the top 3, nobody knows shit about shit

31.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention build an Oline and secondary…

31.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so good at 3C, but goddam I’d love to see him at wing with Crosby for a few games just because of his on ice IQ

31.10.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want to see is Koivunen-Kindel-McGroarty

31.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a Mark Madden thing (god I hate typing that), but you never pay a qb a 2nd contract unless they’re a Maholmes or Allen, just spend a first every 5 years until you get that guy. Paying $40Mor $50M for a QB is the $5.5M for 5 years contract for a goalie of the NFL

31.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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