Lydier

Yeah big positive thoughts

Computer, can you generate me a 1 TB goatse in case I need to troll any social media platforms that want to age verify me

Peter McCarty

Peter McCarty

the Far Side Cow Tools cartoon, except the cow and three of the tools are missing, leaving only a lump-with-handle sitting alone on a table in a pasture before a lonely barn on a hill. Caption reads, "cow rapture."

apologies if this is how you find out

I am being followed 🩷

A black and white tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes is hiding playfully under a piece of crinkled brown packing paper. The cat’s wide eyes and forward-leaning posture make it look like he’s clearly having fun.

One look and you know he’s having fun :3

film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film

Chaotic alliance was good!

I haven't touched Forked Tower yet because I got bored grinding job XP but i hear THINGS about it

The original Far Side Cow Tools cartoon which has been recolored using the color pallette of night time exterior shots from The Simpsons. In blue, purple, and aqua tones, backlit by moonlight, a cow stands on two legs in a pasture behind a table with 4 crudely made tools on it: a lump, a lump with a handle, a long stick with two hooked prongs, and an irregular hand saw. Caption reads, "Cow Tools."

cow tools, but make it nighttime Simpsons

manul mlem

"In that, Harry failed. This failure wasn’t the fault of his programmers, of course. The best-written letter in the history of the English language couldn’t do that."

Let's not excuse the people who made and sold the chatbot as capable of doing something it cannot.

Who's that Pokétool?!

You deserved to be bullied by LF

A big wide angle view of a pasture that is hopelessly empty and boring except for a small cow at a small table with tools on it in the middle of the bottom of the frame. The cow, table, tools, and barn behind it are a consistent art style, while the added silos, landscape, and clouds surrounding the tiny focus of the image appear to be a slightly different and worse art style.

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

A black and white cat lying down with its head resting on a wooden scratching post, staring off thoughtfully with a longing, playful gaze.

someone could play with me…

The Far side cow tools comic featuring a bipedal cow standing behind a table. On the table, instead of the typical tools, the Simpsons (Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, and Bart) are all seated on a couch together. Caption reads "Cowch gag."

day 91 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Stretched out edit of the Far Side Cow Tools comic with words added: "Get to know me. 1 like = 1 tool that I love." The word tool has an asterisk to indicate the stipulation off in the corner, "limit 4" A caption at the bottom of the screen reads "Cow engagement games."

day 84 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck

Two images of a round jumbotron screen showing a cow standing behind a table with a tape measure, hammer, crowbar, and handsaw on it. In the second image, the cow has turned it's back to the camera out of shame.

EXPOSED: COW CAUGHT WITH HUMAN TOOLS AT COLDPLAY CONCERT

labubu looks like it got chased out of Where The Wild Things Are

Edited screenshots from the movie Galaxy Quest. Alan Rickman's Dr. Lazarus, an alien with a ridged head (and now cow horns and ears) puts his hand to his heart and bows pitifully, embarrassed, on a stage as a clip plays on a large screen behind him of him standing in a pasture behind a table with 4 crudely made tools on it. In the next shot, he is in costume at a store opening and flatly says into the mic, "By Grabthar's lump-with-handle... what a savings."

oh the indignity

Three figures stand against a bright green brick wall. A cow wearing a jacket and tie, Emma Watson leaning her head on the cows shoulder, and a person with an entire small barn for a head. Title, in lower-case typewriter font, reads "the perks of being a cowtooler" Actor credits across the top of the poster read "Cow Tools Cow, Emma Watson, and A Barn"

day 272

A black and white cat sits in the shadows, staring directly at the camera with wide eyes, as if silently asking for something.

I would like… something :3

I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.