@thomthewizard.bsky.social
They/Them - 35 Nashville 🎸 ➡️ San Francisco 🌉 Nonbinary Polypan Weirdo Artist, Clown, Poet, Wizard
Last group of the night left a fat tip AND got me high. What a good shift.
21.07.2025 07:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Had a dream I went back to TN to visit, and let me tell you how ELATED dream me was to return to the Bay afterwards. This is my home.
17.07.2025 16:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I've seen you around" is the highest compliment
14.07.2025 08:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish life was like The Sims in that I wish that if you threw a party good enough, Drew Carey would show up
14.07.2025 05:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuckin empanadas
11.07.2025 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank fuck I remembered to eat today
11.07.2025 23:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0y'all I've been writing mad poetry
is it good? subjective.
I have been very depressed for a while now
02.07.2025 21:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You bet your bippy
29.06.2025 08:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I worked 50 hours in 4 days.
29.06.2025 07:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That kiss on the cheek is going to power me for another six months.
21.06.2025 02:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you surmise
It's wise
To have laser beams
Emitting from your eyes
Ginger ale should hurt.
The ginger ale at The Melt slaps ass
Amazing what 5 years can do to you
18.06.2025 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU GET ME
18.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Jeopardy jingle is just a few notes away from being "I'm a Little Teapot" and nobody is talking about it.
18.06.2025 18:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gotta show LA they're not alone!
08.06.2025 17:01 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0These are the two wolves inside me
08.06.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Six months in San Francisco and I've finally run into someone I know on the street. I'm immensely proud.
30.05.2025 05:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My present stands in stark contrast to the last few years. An abrupt end to the daily stress and an abundance of availability have left me reeling in a pendulous dance between frantic spontaneity and listless ennui.
28.05.2025 22:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The best hot dogs are the color of pigeons' feet. I will not elaborate.
27.05.2025 20:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ESCAPED
25.05.2025 07:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noble spirit, great and kind
guide me if we be aligned.
Shine a light that I may see
where next I am meant to be.
Can't imagine why this isn't more popular
22.05.2025 05:40 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Nihilism game show
21.05.2025 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES OMG THANK YOU
21.05.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's that one song that goes "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Inspector Gadget"?
21.05.2025 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is how it feels to piss the pool in the water is yellow pee is blue universe
20.05.2025 08:29 — 👍 89 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0A Belgian waffle inspired strawberry cream soda would go so hard
19.05.2025 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
