J. Effingham Booweather

Display them in my secret lair, visit them occasionally while enjoying a glass of fine wine, play elaborate mind games with the detective who is investigating the theft. The usual.

This is a great book

Roy's groovy fuck pad

I haven't seen it, but my wife is a big fan of a film of yours. It's called Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas...

Oh yes!

...and yet you did not direct that film.

Er...no.

But your name is on it.

Well it was my...concept.

Oh I see, that makes sense, that makes sense...

They confuse Venezuela with the vuvuzela, which is a thing everybody hates and will go to war over

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume

Hobgoblin, mid-90s, made by my mom: thanks mom!

THOR KILLED VINCE FOSTER

Grinning Garfield figurine atop a red scooter with blue wheels. McDonald's toy I believe.

"I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle."

SUUUCKS!

World's greatest comic Green Lantern doing jokes about being canceled

Da ba dee, da ba di

what if they changed the name without telling you, and then, when you tried to order an item that doesn't exist, gaslit you into thinking you'd hallucinated it, and the experience caused your life to spiral out of control until you wound up in a psychiatric hospital

"Nobody has five buttcheeks."

Democrats says that every young Republican being a Nazi is a bad thing, but X user youngrepublicannazi1488 isn't so sure

1) Talk about the economy more
2) Get a full back tattoo of a flaming eagle holding an Iron Cross

Gumby catches a showing of William Friedkin's SORCERER

"Someone must have spiked one of my ten beers with LSD!"

All are welcome! All welcome!

if hamilton had a human sacrifice scene then maybe I would have finished watching it

Meanwhile, Murders of 5-Year-Olds Reach All Time High

L7 were great

the California condors aren't too fond of him

"Okay. Do you know how to play 'Follow the Leader?'"

"Sure, mate. If you walk away, walk away, I will walk away, walk away, I will follow. Right?"

Young and smoking hot Jack and Roz Kirby #comics

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

The toast of Mayfair??

The Secret Second Killer 😏

NES controller, Zapper, SMB/Duck Hunt cart with black protective sleeve

The rest of the package (the other controller is around someplace;the Control Deck sadly doesn't actually work anymore).

Box for Nintendo Entertainment System Action Set with the system, controllers, Zapper, and Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt cartridge displayed on cover

That box opened, and you can see the system itself along with the Styrofoam inserts, with a view of the plastic-wrapped instructions, etc.

All the paper inserts. Control deck, Zapper, warranty cards, poster, and Nintendo Power ad

Pulled the box for my Nintendo Entertainment System Action Set out of the closet and the instruction booklets, warranty forms, etc., all smell just like they did 35 years ago 😋