Sheldon

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

These two… are a couple. I literally thought they were twins.

In another episode of Sheldon Conflates Two People:

Patti LuPone and Patti LaBelle

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

If you ask for feedback on a survey, you are doing too much.

Stop being so needy!!

What a horrible day to know how to read lmao

So soft and with a hint of fresh eucalyptus

Koala Cloth: Made from 100% incontinent, smooth brained, chlamydia-ridden koalas

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Like seriously… how do you not look at a person and think, “Nope. That should be illegal. We could be twins”.

If short clips of couples doing things together online has taught me nothing else, it’s that there are WAY too many couples out there who look WAY too much like siblings.

Does your cat hug you with their tail? Is this a normal thing? Mine does 😻

Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.

That is the most Welsh thing I think I've ever read.

And it's not dusty in here, I'm just crying, that's all.

Still… it’s going to be another few weeks before I can sleep in my bedroom again and I don’t like it. It’s hard to explain to people that nothing is harder… except my ability to cope, which is everything.

Also, it’s really setting off my asthma.

Last time I had renovations done, I nearly had a nervous breakdown.

I’m managing a lot better this time because I’ve been able to stay at home.

The psychologist I saw who did comprehensively diagnose my ADHD through testing and interviews didn’t believe I had ADHD the first time we met either.

I’m very good at masking I guess… to my own detriment.

I never got a formal diagnosis beyond a psychologist saying, “Yeah… these initial tests clearly indicate autism”.

That psychologist wasn’t super convinced until she got to know me and also did some testing.

Said to my sister yesterday, “I’m 100% sure I am autistic, now.”

I’ve had a lot going on this week with people coming and going from the house and my nervous system is a bit of a wreck.

I haven’t had physical tics in a while and they are back in abundance.

N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal

This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...

Tonkinese cat on my lap, looking up at me with narrowed eyes. Eyes of love. I mean, I see how the expression could be mistaken… by someone who has never met a cat. Under the photo is a text from my dad: Not the cutest look. Laughing emoji

I sent my dad this photo and he sent back this reply… (see images/alt text)

HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

My cat tells me she loves me and you say Not Cute.

No. This is unacceptable.

I just heard Lee Brice’s “Country Nowadays”.

Hilarious work my guy. My sides! I’m in stitches.

TW: Transphobia and extremism in cliched tropes

Note the passive voice 🤣 Oh no, Sheldon. Who has been so neglectful of your chilli plants that they are all but dead??

Dusty: Brought you another bird
Me: Oh… thanks. Can I have it? *sets another bird free to fly another day* I must get that bell on her.

Also, I wish I had been able to attend more than one year 😞 I loved it but I was just getting going.

I wrote mine very quickly in 2019. I did run it by my supervisors but they were like… “Yep, good to go”.

I’m good at academic waffle in short form… and also in long form 🤣

My chilli plants have been badly neglected. Still… I’ve got a few more

I adore this vision! Fabulous.

God bless my mother, who had no idea what was going on, didn’t understand it at all, but still allowed me to be myself*, especially as a teen.

*except for the odd push to “feminise” which didn’t work OBVS, I was largely left to my own devices.

These two photos are both of a trans child (who is me). I’ll leave you to decide which one is drag.

(Me around 9 and 11, at a guess)