Existential Oubliette

Omg those scaly philota are gorgeous 😍

Most of the time I want to be left alone in a cave. Once or twice a month, I will show up and be very fun until I decide I'm off that shit again and it's time to return to the cave. Wish I knew this back when I was dating, coulda set some expectations.

It has now been zero days since I've had to mentally dust off that old "that's not how any of it works" ad from the early social media days.

(Kids, once upon a time, The Facebook used to advertise on cable television.)

Lethargy Pizza

You decided to do business with a bigot. You'll never get that stink off you.

Wouldn’t it be super super funny if Americans spelled it Vancover

Come on universe let's have a Christmas in July miracle as a treat

fry from futurama is making a funny face with his red hair Alt: fry from futurama is narrowing his eyes with suspicion as the camera zooms in on his eyes

Well damn now so do I

Waaaait a minute

At long last the Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker has been dethroned

A View to a Cab

Jesus bc ACAB includes Paul Blart

I stg they all have the same voice coach

Oh no and I just learned about Perfect Blue this morning!

Thank you so much for putting this on my timeline. Skyline?

Ok now I get why Zendaya is with him

Now that I think about it... My homo homies are pretty dope!

Anything by Kellie Carter Jackson. I'm currently reading Force and Freedom: Black Abolitionists and the Politics of Violence.

Bring the War Home, by historian Kathleen Belew. Very readable analysis of the rise of the white power movement in the US. It covers up through the bombing of the Murrah Building. Absolutely must-read material.

Raw Dog: the Naked Truth About Hot Dogs, by @jamieloftus.bsky.social. Getting/just got a paperback release! Audiobook read by the author, who is as good at reading words as she is at writing them. And that's saying a lot - she's an incredible writer.

@milesofgray.bsky.social when you get a sec, can I grab a discord invite? 🙏🏻

If she hated you she'd just not do it and claim she forgot. My top two theories:
1. Torturing you in plausibly deniable ways is her (new?) kink.
2. This is revenge for something, and you should update your "if I go missing" binder.

@jackob1.bsky.social The people would like to know how you feel about @jamieloftus.bsky.social and @caitlindurante.bsky.social covering Jaws without you.

In Italy, they're called Firenze and the Machine

we’re halfway there btw secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...

ICE agents intentionally started the violence in LA.

people sleeping on the ground is the one thing that would motivate gavin newsom to go down there and kick them out

Quick make a squarespace page to sell lessons

So brave

Word. "I'm in a parasocial relationship with this one science communicator" is a way more interesting jumping-off point than "I play vidya games." Both are true, but come on.