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Cat: "Sorry, human -- I know you're just going to blow this on, like, things for you and not for me, so I'm just gonna take this down to the treat aisle and browse a bit."

Human: "Of course, Bodega Cat. You know best."

I just want to say -- I both love and hate you, with the fire of a thousand suns for both, for putting this particular image in my head.

Well done.

::applause::

::and then some throwing up a bit in my mouth::

::but still::

Well done.

One of my kids used to work at a Major Grocery Store deli, and they all rang up hot foods as cold for SNAP recipients.
If you work in a deli and can do this without losing your job, please do so.

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

A fine fellow indeed!

(And please let him know that a random person on the internet who shall remain nameless -- yes, it's me -- is totally and completely envious of his awesome Captain America hat!)

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

So she might as well get out there now & start testing the waters w/ things like this (and many of the things she's said over the last 2, 3 weeks would qualify as other attempts).

I expect we'll see more & more of them doing it as time goes by, but would not have picked her to be the first.

2/2

Gotta hand it to Greene, really -- she is the first of the Republicans to start her Massive Image Rehabilitation Tour, which I gotta assume is because she has looked ahead and is betting on the complete and total collapse of Republicans over the next months/years.

1/2

Tonight was a huge win for democracy & a major blow to Trump's authoritarian rule

Voters chose Dem govs in VA & NJ, kept a Dem majority on PA’s top court, rejected an anti-voting measure in ME, chose an anti-Trump NYC mayor & are set to back fair maps in CA. Pro-democracy sweep.

On the literal day the man dies, I happen to hit the episode of The Wire where this dialog takes place:

Newspaper Dude 1: "Weird shit, talking to a psychopath like that."

Newspaper Dude 2: "I interviewed Dick Cheney once..."

Thank you, Universe. Thank you. 😅😅😅

Canned chicken, jar of your favorite salsa (literally any kind, heat level, etc -- just what you like is all that matters). Match up amounts of chicken/salsa to your preferences.

Heat chicken in fry pan, pour on salsa to mix up, use for literally any taco/burrito/salad, whatevs that you like.

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Legit laughed out loud at this. Nicely done.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

Gavin Newsom is a fucking piece of shit & count this as my "I will never vote for that asshole" post for the future.

But... here's the thing.

IT'S FUCKING 2025. WE ARE 3 FUCKING ***YEARS*** FROM THE 2028 ELECTIONS. WE CAN FIND ANOTHER, BETTER, NOT SHITTY CANDIDATE.

Christ, this isn't hard, ppl.

If she were a boy pupper, or if you’re cool with the “any name is good for anyone” line of thinking… Tim, for Tim Walz.

Or perhaps The Gov’ner? 😉

Yes, THANK YOU.

Harry Mudd from Star Trek Discovery, looking up earnestly at someone, captioned "Wherever you go, people sing the praises of Harry Budd" -- name altered to be a 420 reference.

Harry Budd.

What is it like inside your head?

::applause::

Well said.

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

I love that this is literally just

we realized we weren't connecting with Black people so we tried talking to more Black people and Black people like us much better now

holy jeebus, that is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

frog and chewbacca dance to brass solidarity band, the band formed by community members around george floyd square, at no kings minneapolis

Grew up next door in Chisago City -- can confirm this is a HUGE crowd for this type of thing in the area. Way to go!!

Alexander,

I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?

Father

It’s actually pretty cool that in this time where our birth control access is threatened, men help out by buying cybertrucks

Literally could not love you more. Lololololol. 💕🤣😀

What a great representation of the diversity of New Yorkers (and really, everywhere): all ages, ethnicities, genders, all of it. 😍

To all of you: you're not only working towards this election, you're giving hope to all of us who believe things can be better, no matter how far away we live.