klar✨

all it takes is one coworker calling me “karla” to ruin my day :)

Michigan Avenue right now.

not the husbanddddd

so glad i doomsday prepped before my covid shot bc this bitch is BEDRIDDEN and HUNGRY.

did you also have an explosive breakup with that best friend then reconnect 6 years later and learned she deleted every photo of you but none of her exes? oh just me?

iconic duo

he’s so dapper!!! he deserves 10 mil + 1 more!

People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

what’s stopping you now?

listen, i agree with the sentiment and fuck disney, but can we wait until AFTER simpsons trivia ????

What’s at stake here is free speech.

Across the board, we’ve seen the Trump administration use the power of government to go after anybody who’s criticized them — and in this case, Jimmy Kimmel.

We need to all stand up and speak out.

he is now 14 weeks!

stubbiness usually comes from the father’s side

reconnected with my college bestie whom i haven’t seen in 6 years!! we agreed we were both assholes at 21 and moved on :)

but no chicago dog???!!!

I got arrested yesterday! (real drop off from being a corporate law firm associate five months ago. or upgrade.)

I was blocking vehicles leaving from ICE’s Broadview, IL, staging ground and de facto detention center at 1930 Beach St. full statement (for now) below.

i’m when were jelly beans invented

lil dude has switched from sleeping on me to sleeping next to me. being that i have covid, i am only mildly offended.

i don’t want to alarm you but…

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

i love semler!!!

also learned i’m grateful for not having in unit laundry now that i have a kitten :/

5th ER shift: sometimes you gotta go home and cry in the shower.

finnick

LETS GOOOO

haven’t decided on a name but he’s a very good sweet tiny boy

today was a very special day

could be a sign of something clinical especially if he’s a boy

now you must celebrate with 2,000 jalapeño poppers 🎉👏

as you should king