Joey Sammut

a woman with long dark hair and earrings is sitting on a couch ALT: a woman with long dark hair and earrings is sitting on a couch

Wishing I hadn't already bought my Halloween costume so I could have gone as a Haitian mortician #RHOM

Breadsticks. Do you know what I mean?

Kids today don't understand what a gift it was to be in college while Fergie was putting out certified bangers

The fact that this was filmed two years ago? Netflix knew how bad this season was. And if the rumors are true it's only gonna get worse...

It's October which means my husband makes a "Fall Mix" and i am forever blessed

Love is Blind is officially in its flop era

If the government is shut down it should be a law that I then no longer have to receive fundraising texts.

September reading collage #BookSky

Saw "& Juliet" last night and was pleasantly surprised! Don't sleep on it if you get the chance.

I like bringing a vibe of "Why don't we eat some popcorn?" to a social gathering

Ran into a friend on a run as we were walking to a restaurant named "Bacon & Butter" to pick up breakfast

Terra Madre Americas!

Talking to a straight couple: so… who’s the guy and who’s the other guy?

I watched the new Wicked: For Good trailer the way John Chu intended: via a tiktok someone filmed off YouTube without my glasses on.

Your presence will make the lines even longer!

Pre-rapture resting

Aside from Amelia Bedelia, this is the book I'm most perplexed as to why it hasn't been adapted for the screen yet. Looking forward to it!

Vaccinations have been so successful that “there's been a collective forgetting that measles, and mumps, and rubella—these used to be diseases that would kill people in fairly large numbers,” the Nobel laureate Jennifer Doudna tells Jeffrey Goldberg at The Atlantic Festival. bit.ly/46a5DUE

The construction site across from my office is currently moving some very sensitive materials

Dare I say that she's the best new character on a TV show in 2025? #thepaper

5 years ago today we took the first court date we could find after cancelling our wedding and got married! Wouldn't change a thing for the world. @kymyguy.bsky.social

Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns

Context: a man working a festival who was putting a wristband on me

Best compliment I got all weekend: "You've got really thick wrists!"

How many times did you get to ride Alpenfury??

Done playing kickball and ready for the rest of what Saturday will bring!

@imaginarygaychart.bsky.social Where is the imaginary gay love for Ava Max's new album??

Sometimes a Wendy Williams viral moments compilation can really brighten your day!