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that's how you get two confused hammergirls

Got inspired a while ago (Despite never having played ace attorney)

blunt force feminization (blunt force feminization)

a meme comparing mario's experience in mario 64 director's cut to peach's, the latter comparing it to the once in a lifetime video by talking heads

had a dream nintendo released a mario 64 "director's cut" w/ a peach side story where she's trapped in the paintings/gets a plumber's outfit to do platforming in.

the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.

i was posting this when i woke up

i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping

my favorite thing to do in fighting games is what my friends call "The Scary Grabber" which is taking a character that is not a grappler and then turning them into one. Yeah potemkin is known for his high damage options but have you ever had Terry Bogard run at you full speed with intent to kill

how can you kill a god? what grand and intoxicating innocence

@brookebobomb nurse: have you been punched, kicked, harassed, or assaulted in the past 30 days? me: no i'm not sexually active :(

Ok i need to stop im gonna run out soon

I like how going to heaven or hell is mostly vibes based unless you very recently killed a bunch of people

Pondering death mechanics in dragonball. It seems to be a state that is flagged on where
1) you get a halo
2) you are teleported to heaven which is a real place you can walk to
3) you cannot leave heaven now cuz of binding legal issues
4) if youre alive you can walk out
5) your corpse is ?
?
6) ?

ffishe

It also misses a HUGE opportunity for dev whimsy.

I remember working on Magic: Duels and badly photoshopping tropical print shirts onto placeholder planeswalkers key art while waiting for the full-res files to come in. Because, y'know, we wanted it to be VERY OBVIOUS it wasn't final

job skills include:

python
pytorch
nodejs
react
inducing existential dread
inducing thalassophobia
calling things crabs
referencing blood
exactly hitting character limits
giving people new kinks
aimlessly wandering the labyrinth of reality
looking at the ocean
no, I mean really *looking* at her
git

The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything

At the most fundamental level, bloodborne is a game about maintaining legacy code

Drawing with two panels. In the top panel, a young Mishra and Urza stand at opposing ends of a long dinner table. The artificer Tocasia stands at the center of the table, holding a large platter with oven mitts. Atop the platter is a steaming whole turkey, colored orange-brown. Mishra and Tocasia have closed, smiling eyes, while Urza has a full smile with gentle eyebrows. The bottom panel is a slight zoom-in of the top panel. Tocasia is now off-screen, and Mishra and Urza have gathered around the turkey (now sitting atop the table) and have taken two drumsticks from it. However, for some reason, the Weakstone is poking out from the top of Mishra's drumstick, glowing green, while the Mightstone juts out from Urza's drumstick, glowing red. The brothers stare at their respective drumstick-powerstone combinations with blank expressions.

MTG flavor judge drawing depicting the card Splitting the Powerstone and a Food token: This drawing is a zoom-out of the previous panel. Mishra and Urza are still holding their drumsticks and powerstones from the previous panel. However, they are now glaring daggers at each other with angry expressions, and angry scribbles have appeared over their heads. To the right, Tocasia observes the brothers with a worried expression.

(Original post date: November 24, 2022)

hate having to do fujo thanksgiving with family. always gotta stuff the bird bc of my dad's medical condition (seme hands) and my mom's always hovering over my shoulder while i do, making uncouth remarks about what i have to assume are hetalia characters rather than countries. fuck my baka ass life

bugs when you lift up a rock
#東方Project #touhou

Playing wh40k against a mechsplo girl and dumping lore about all the units where the pilot is wired into the machine and pumped full of drugs, to make her distractedly aroused so I win

aw fuck dude not you again

Gwonam from the Zelda CD-i games edited onto a turkey being shoved into a burning oven with the caption "There is no time. Your sword is enough."

Every Ranma 1/2 episode: "Ugh I hate how I keep transforming into a girl, I'd do anything to be rid of this curse, by the way I bought another bikini"

digitalbasic as a glaceon. "Digieon, the cat gremlin pokemon, ice/electric type, evolves from glaceon by completing a link to the past randomizer in 2 hours or less. their extreme gaming prowess can be a liability, as they sometimes complete games so quickly that they run out of things to play"

i found this new pokemon. they seem pretty cool #digib_art

Turkey into a burning oven meme; the impact font text at top and bottom has been replaced with Warframe meme "Change of plans: Ignore your original objective. Leave nothing alive."

my previous shitty job only ever brought in food or pizza when they fucked us over and we all knew it so this is a great sign

A cartoon diagram showing rabbits picking up and retransmitting signals emitted from a radio tower. The caption reads, 'Fig. 1: An RTC [Rabbit Telecommunications Network] in action.'

a textbook diagram demonstrating an RTC (rabbit telecommunications network)

Ive been testing this ability recently! heres some footage!

<PATCH NOTES>
• "Binkies" can now be upgraded to "Blinkies" - This allows the rabbit to become invulnerable & invisible for 2 seconds at a time by entering an alternate dimension upon its jump & twist. Note that entering a blinkie will leave a temporary ghost image that can be seen by other rabbits.

daily affirmation: it's never too late to become a rabbit. you can just be a rabbit. you should be a rabbit. i'm talking to you, specifically. you are going to become a rabbit. it's going to happen. prepare.