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Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse Canamerican My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:22h7qlveuxl2dlvxyp6lbmup/feed/aaah7b7zkxgce

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You can be built like Zeus but desperation is gross regardless.

24.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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adorned when naked
with jewelry of moss
my witch deeply
in nature’s dance
teases the seasons
in twisted turns
set in the frame
I long to drift into you
this affectionate aperture
marrying bleeding needs
as our breath prays

#Amatory @amatoryq.bsky.social
#FoxProse
πŸ“· Artist Unknown

24.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings

20.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

This is the truest statement I’ve read in a long time πŸ˜‚πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

15.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exciting news. They must’ve upgraded the Internet stuff around here because I’ve got you guys out in the barn with me and the shit actually works.

15.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, in reality we actually catfish ourselves every day.

15.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t even know
What I’m crying for
When the ocean’s
Just a #kiss away
Take your hand runaway
To something
Out there waiting for us
I think I’m a little 2 happyβ€”crazy
Don’t let these tears fall for nothing
Just keep kissing every one away
Like only you know, how

#vss365 #poetry

15.02.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"These Days They Love Too Fast"

These days grow to fast
My pounding is higher than life
Just the two of us
Living our dreams

Sweet like a passion
The words they flow
Like a river to its ocean
You are my everything
And how i know it

15.02.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've seen a guy in a hockey mask with a machete, we've seen a dude put knives on his glove, but how is there no horror movie about a tiny flying baby with a bow and arrow, that shit sounds terrifying.

15.02.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess

14.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Stars

Eyes laughing
Mouths curling
Hair tangled in the wind
Your hands pulling me in
Enveloped within each others coats
Your face hovers closer
I see the breath leaving your mouth
Fingertips entwined warming
I draw you nearer.
Dancing in your eyes
I absorb the universe.

13.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its not safe
Bring math

13.02.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't try to find me
I am lost in the clouds
Don't ask me how
I've travelled so far
Found a #lacuna in time
Somewhere to rest
Up high in the sky
Where the sun does rest

I am lost in the clouds
Tell me I am dreaming
I won't ask you how
A conjure of magic
Sends me in blue
Something fantastic

#vss365

13.02.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?

13.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Doctors at Walter Reed Hospital were initially concerned upon finding a large mass during President Trump's annual prostate exam. Upon further examination, however, they were relieved to discover that it was just Pam Bondi.

12.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't come crying to me when you're crying.

19.03.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I'm a Brit, you're Canadian. Please don't thank me for thanking you, I'll only feel compelled to thank you back so you’ll then thank me again and before you know it we'll have been at it all night.

14.03.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 4

Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.

13.02.2026 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œEmotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. β€œGone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”

13.02.2026 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I can bruh, dawg and dude with the best of them, man.

09.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MURDER SCENE-

DETECTIVE: Did your husband have any enemies that you know of?

WIFE: Well, the cat next door never seemed to like him and I always thought that was odd.

08.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I crossed my fingers and toes in the dentist chair this morning with the same thought πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beyond the rowan
where the robin is singing
February rain

08.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A rock pile juts up from the snow in western Allegany county Maryland. The rocks are slanted. At the top is a wooden bench. There is a sign nailed to the bench that says No Hunting. To the left is a single pine tree taller than the rock pile. A forest of bare trees behind this scene, and light blue sky with wisps of fluffy white clouds. A snowy field in the foreground.

A rock pile juts up from the snow in western Allegany county Maryland. The rocks are slanted. At the top is a wooden bench. There is a sign nailed to the bench that says No Hunting. To the left is a single pine tree taller than the rock pile. A forest of bare trees behind this scene, and light blue sky with wisps of fluffy white clouds. A snowy field in the foreground.

mountains are tougher
than
me
yet
they
still
break
down
every single day

#haiku #senryu #wild #allegany

09.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Your mama don’t dance & your daddy don’t rock & roll? That explains some of what’s wrong with you.

09.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

purple sky β€”
the lavender tea
tastes of rain

#haikusaturday #haiku

07.02.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This day in history. 1913. The 1913 Great Meteor Procession across Canada and the eastern USA originated from a small, short-lived moon but if you take anything away from this post make sure it's that short-lived rhymes with arrived.

09.02.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I was very irritated so I read some Shakespeare and today I am sorely vexed.

18.08.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 604    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.

08.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I lost my wife today and I must say it feels so liberating.

She’ll find me eventually though, the security guard says I’m not allowed to hide in this IKEA forever.

07.01.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

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