Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙

She brought scripted insults. 🙄

Ya, but they’re not gonna know the secret antifa handshake.

AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.

Was he ever elite?

I think she thinks she’s doing well. That pisses me off.

The word stupid is stupid. It doesn’t even mean anything anymore. Everything I don’t like, don’t understand, or can’t relate to is stupid. (It is.)

It’s much more gratifying to specify in great detail the exact flavor of stupid you’re referencing. Label the stupidity.

Josh Hawley’s fuckin’ evil.

She obviously practiced doing righteous indignation in a mirror.

She strenuously objects. A lot.

Oh no… I hope they won’t boycott the NFL… for like the 7th friggin time… 🤣

Chuck Grassley makes Dick Durbin look like Pete Buttigieg.

I got $100 that says she’s blinded by imposter syndrome, dissembles into a vortex of defensive anger and pettiness, and totally fails the moment.
Guaranteed she makes at least one false claim that haunts her.

Check out how most of Laura’s face doesn’t move.

I don’t know, but if that’s an option… 🤣

Can’t you meet us halfway? No on the human shield stuff. Yes on the effigies.
🤣

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Gotta let the steam out…

The creamsicles were glorious!

Prosecute ICE abuses!

I thought you said bailing out and I was ready to fight ya… 🤣

They all sing real loud in church.

I didn’t go to law school, so I don’t have a credible opinion on this, but I know I’m rooting for Steve and sanity.

I’m glad Usha made it past ICE ok. She looks suspicious to most of them.

I long for Alex P. Keaton and simpler times.

All his friends are brown and red.

Can’t you go to Guantánamo for saying that?

Great job, agent! 👊

Frank Burns eats worms!

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Thank you.