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And my heart
Oh how it aches
How could it have known?
That our time together is finite

21.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With each hack and slash, his efforts grew more futile. Exhausted, he was then consumed by a wave of flesh. In his final breath the king screamed into the void before sinking deeper. In one short and terrifying moment, the king and his kingdom vanished into crimson night.

16.05.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The king yelped for his guard but was deafened by the unending waves of sound. His guard rushed to aid but were devoured by the crowd. Out of options, the kind drew out his own sword and began swinging in desperation for an escape.

16.05.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The king looked in horror as he was engulfed in an overwhelming wave of madness. Men raked their eyes. Women tore out their hair. Children clawed everything in sight. Soon the village was cloaked into a terrifying mist.

16.05.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Her continued screaming of the phrase caused the king to step back in confusion. Soon enough, her wails were joined in unison with the surrounding townsfolk. One by one, they joined in until their blood-curdling screams turned the sky into a crimson red.

16.05.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As the words hit her ears, the blood drained quickly from her face. The phrase rang in her head without end. β€œIt’s mid” she muttered. β€œIt’s mid.” She quickly crescendo from a whisper into a loud shriek.

16.05.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s mid”

16.05.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any joy the chef felt quickly sank like the food that now sat in the king’s gullet. Without courtesy, without honor, without the dignity to look her in the eye, the king quickly uttered under his breath a most terrible phrase:

16.05.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He brought the spoon to his mouth, making two quick puffs before shoving the spoon through his orifice. The king inhaled the meal without a single regard for the cascade of flavors that flowed through him.

16.05.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He quickly walked towards the center, failing to hide his disgust with the dirty surroundings. Without warning, he snatched the spoon from his loyal cupbearer and dipped his spoon into the murky broth.

16.05.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The chef stood at the village center, eagerly awaiting the king’s approach. She glowed at the opportunity. The king’s blessing would honor not just her but the entire village for another generation. However, the significance of this ceremony seemed to be lost on the king.

16.05.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s mid”

16.05.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any joy the chef felt quickly sank like the food that now sat in the king’s gullet. Without courtesy, without honor, without the dignity to look her in the eye, the king quickly uttered under his breath a most terrible phrase:

16.05.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He brought the spoon to his mouth, making two quick puffs before shoving the spoon through his orifice. The king inhaled the meal without a single regard for the cascade of flavors that flowed through him.

16.05.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He quickly walked towards the center, failing to hide his disgust with the dirty surroundings. Without warning, he snatched the spoon from his loyal cupbearer and dipped his spoon into the murky broth.

16.05.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The chef stood at the village center, eagerly awaiting the king’s approach. She glowed at the opportunity. The king’s blessing would honor not just her but the entire village for another generation. However, the ramifications of this ceremony seemed to be lost on the king.

16.05.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For here it was where the first king was nourished from death’s door thanks to a soup from a humble peasant. The king never forgot this act of kindness and so it became a tradition that each monarch ushered in their reign by partaking in the town’s now famous soup.

16.05.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One would be confused as to why his grace would visit such as dull, unassuming locale in the first place. Despite it’s modest appearance, the village was a founding pillar of the kingdom’s mythos.

16.05.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a crisp fall afternoon. A crowd formed at the village entrance, waiting for the arrival of the king. The newly crowned monarch was on tour, as many did before him, across the nation to meet his new subjects. πŸ“šπŸ§΅

16.05.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sisyphus is somewhere out there washing his car during pollen season.

29.03.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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